General Twitter Thread

[EwarWoo]

Theo Wallcott looks just like Jean Ruso in Leon. Lol

[Fivex]

https://twitter.com/YouveBeenHodged

[Roboklopp]

Proper scary stuff.

[Gibbo]

[RichC]

Fair play for him taking the piss out if himself

[Reece]

Is that a genuine account though?

[Shaggy]

It is

[The Erectile Banana]

Carroll never showed that passion playing for us.

[baitman]

Carroll never showed that passion playing for us.

[Bender]

[Fredo]

Fans turn out to greet Defoe

Fixed that for ya, Bendy.

[Bender]

Fixed that for ya, Bendy.

Cheers Nige was on me iPhone

[Leyton388]

He might as well have retired from football going over there. To do it in a world cup year as well. There would have been plenty of prem teams for him to sign for.

[marcus50bucks]

Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews11m
Sky sources: Chelsea make £20m bid to re-sign Benfica midfielder Nemanja Matic #SSN

[Fosterbloke]

He might as well have retired from football going over there. To do it in a world cup year as well. There would have been plenty of prem teams for him to sign for.

Probably doesn't give a **** now. A bit of easy money and the chance to experience another country (a particularly nice one I might add).