General Twitter Thread

[Roboklopp]

Aye.

[Norbs]

Fantastic this

Maicon died

RIP

[Shaggy]

Yep but not the most famous Maicon...a striker I think he was. Brazilian at Shakhtar. Car crash.

[Bender]

ASan @Zizouology 1m
Álvaro Levrero of Uruguayan newspaper El País says PSG striker Édinson Cavani will be joining Chelsea for £50 million before the World Cup.

[john316]

Think I might have Chelsea down as favourites for next season if its true about Cavani and Shaw

[Norbs]

Provided we don't lose Suarez I think we'rea decent bet as we have the best manager

[Kenneth]

[Gibbo]

I'm not sure about that.

Loving the optimism though Norbet

[Bender]

Lenny Aidefors @lfcindex 1m
Agree with literally everyone on here - why do you tweet about you cheating, 1h 30 min before kick off? Or - why even tweet it? Lol.


Olivier Giroud @_OlivierGiroud_ 10m
I now have to fight for my family and for my club and obtain their forgiveness. Nothing else matters at the moment.

Olivier Giroud @_OlivierGiroud_ 12m
I apologise to my wife, family and friends and my manager, team-mates and Arsenal fans.

[Vermilion]

SPORTHumour @SportHumour 1h

When someone touches Neymar.. https://vine.co/v/hrEPVlFeWHF

[Alex]

[ame]https://twitter.com/juanmata8/status/435346001214177280[/ame]

Its a bit annoying really that Mata plays for Utd. Ive always kind of liked him.

[Norbs]

Pair o'cunts

[McDermotX]

Pair o'cunts

Apart from the fella on the left.

[Norbs]

How can you tell who that is from a tiny bit of his knee?

[Shaggy]

Graeme Bailey @GraemeBailey
West Ham have confirmed that Ravel Morrison has joined QPR on loan.