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[Mike]

The other thing that gets on my tits - although this has gone on for years - is when people pluralise footballers. The Jamie Redknapps of this world do it all the time. Like there's more than one of them.

"You look at the John Terrys of this world, the Lampards, the Rio Ferdinands..."

I. Cant. ****ing. STAND that!!!

What a ****ing pathetic thing to say. Is there more than one Rio Ferdinand? No - so why the **** does he sit there in pants which are frankly wayyyy too tight for him, saying stupid things like that.

"Its going to be tough without a doubt - you've got your Chelseas you've got your Arsenals your Liverpools"



At least im not the only one who hates that

[Gibbo]

The other thing that gets on my tits - although this has gone on for years - is when people pluralise footballers. The Jamie Redknapps of this world do it all the time. Like there's more than one of them.

"You look at the John Terrys of this world, the Lampards, the Rio Ferdinands..."

The two things that have really got on my tits football commentary/pundit wise are;

1. When Babel used to play for us, the commentator on ESPN used to insist on calling him Baaaarbel and it annoyed the **** out of me everytime he said it.

2. ****ing Andy Townsend saying Goals instead of goal, like "That Luis Suarez shot was on the goals" I dont know any reason why he would say goals instead of goal and why, He can't even use the fact that he's Irish as a reason because he's not properly Irish, annoys the hell out of me

[Craig_H]

[rayhoughton]That's footballing terminology which you dont understand because you've never played the game.[/rayhoughton]

[Mike]

This one is probably just me - i can't listen to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, the way he talks irritates the hell out of me.

[Fernandinho]

just like that cunt duncan jenkins who always says mates. ****ing hate it.

[Craig_H]

This one is probably just me - i can't listen to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, the way he talks irritates the hell out of me.

Which other pundits annoy you?

Robbie Earle? Dwight Yorke? Marcel Desailly?

I think i'm seeing a pattern here.

People like you make me sick. Wondering who bites first

[Chrono]

Wouldn't language be a bit boring if we stuck to a rigid structure and had no creative license on anything?

[Shaggy]

The two things that have really got on my tits football commentary/pundit wise are;

1. When Babel used to play for us, the commentator on ESPN used to insist on calling him Baaaarbel and it annoyed the **** out of me everytime he said it.

2. ****ing Andy Townsend saying Goals instead of goal, like "That Luis Suarez shot was on the goals" I dont know any reason why he would say goals instead of goal and why, He can't even use the fact that he's Irish as a reason because he's not properly Irish, annoys the hell out of me

"not properly Irish" ...he's not in the least bit Irish.

But yeah I've noticed that before, "just wide of the goals"

[rayhoughton]That's footballing terminology which you dont understand because you've never played the game.[/rayhoughton]

Such a cuntish thing to say. Him, Gray and CLARIDGE are the worst offenders for that.

This one is probably just me - i can't listen to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, the way he talks irritates the hell out of me.

He's crap! The other week on Sky he said Torres will come good..."he is going to be immensive for Chelsea"

[Gibbo]

Which other pundits annoy you?

Robbie Earle? Dwight Yorke? Marcel Desailly?

I think i'm seeing a pattern here.

People like you make me sick. Wondering who bites first

Big Ron, is that you?

[Exiled_red]

[Craig_H]

Such a cuntish thing to say. Him, Gray and CLARIDGE are the worst offenders for that.

Not heard Gray say it, but Houghton peddles it regularly when he's on Talksport...and he enters into the sentance where he's going to say it, trying to be all polite...kinda like "i dont mean to have a go...but you're a cunt"

He's crap! The other week on Sky he said Torres will come good..."he is going to be immensive for Chelsea"

Immensive

But it's not his first language, i guess. Which other pundits do you take the piss out of?

Emmanuel Adebayor? Chris Kamara? Garth Crooks?

I think i'm seeng a pattern here.

People like you make me sick.

[Mike]

Garth Crooks gets on my nerves! He seems too posh for football

[Gibbo]

Shaggy = Ducan Jenkins = Mike = Big Ron. Is that your secret goals shaggy, to take over the interweb, you racist chicken loving man.

[Shaggy]

[Craig_H]

Garth Crooks gets on my nerves! He seems too posh for football

Ah, so first Hasselbaink and now Crooks.

I think i'm seeing a pattern here....