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    #46
    "This football club" and "the football club". Just say "the club" - we know you're talking about football.

    "This league" - oh f*ck right off.

    Grayisms.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      #47
      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
      "This football club" and "the football club". Just say "the club" - we know you're talking about football.

      "This league" - oh f*ck right off.

      Grayisms.
      Kenny does that all the time. You judas

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        #48


        It's such a terrible cliché and it's seemingly ubiquitous, irrespective of football clu...
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        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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          #49
          Originally posted by Alex View Post
          More to add to the banned forever word list
          • Buzzing
          • Fail (used in the context of "OMG you fail!"
          • Peno
          • Wazza (Who the **** came up with that)
          • Merked
          I dislike it a lot when people refer to Martin Skrtel as 'Skittles'
          Also annoying, I can't remember which commentator it is, but one of them cannot pronounce Drogba. It all goes a bit Drogbaaaahhhhrr. Its Drogba. It's not difficult to pronounce at all.
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            #50
            Originally posted by Buzzo View Post
            I dislike it a lot when people refer to Martin Skrtel as 'Skittles'
            This. In fact most of the ****ty nicknames players get wind me up.

            Skittles
            Monster (Mascherano)
            and many many more.

            Things like "Carra" are fine though because that is just a shortening of his name.

            As you were.

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              #51
              Sir Alex

              Fergie (yes Craigy, I know Mr Dogleash uses it but he knows him)
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                #52
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post


                It's such a terrible cliché and it's seemingly ubiquitous, irrespective of football clu...
                I know a load of Mancs who all say the same thing (it's a Manc trait - they have a certain line on an issue, normally Liverpool, that they all follow)....they have a problem with Liverpool fans/people/employees/players etc referring to us as 'Liverpool Football Club'. They claim it's a desperate attempt to add gravitas.
                Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                  #53
                  Wasn't there a Goal Andy Gray commentated on (it may have been Gerrard) and he went off on one ranting about goals and drawers.

                  "What. a. goal. Take that goal out of the top drawer. Place it somewhere a lot higher than that" etc. etc."

                  What the **** was he talking about?
                  Where does it end?

                  What a Goal. Take that goal out of the top drawer, Iron it. Fold it. Put it back on a shelf, out of the reach of small children. Only take it out to wear it on special occassions.

                  Its a ****ing goal, not a shirt or some socks. I just don't get it?
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                    #54
                    I hate when people say "the football" such as "...you can clearly see he won the football...", it used to be "...you can clearly see he won the ball..." When did it change? Most pundits seem to say it now.

                    I don't know why it annoys me, but it does
                    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                      I know a load of Mancs who all say the same thing (it's a Manc trait - they have a certain line on an issue, normally Liverpool, that they all follow)....they have a problem with Liverpool fans/people/employees/players etc referring to us as 'Liverpool Football Club'. They claim it's a desperate attempt to add gravitas.
                      ...And not to distinguish the club from some city with an otherwise rather similar name.

                      I hate the way Manchester United fans refer to their club simply as "United". OK, in Manchester it makes sense but to people from everywhere else it's just unthinking, insufferable arrogance.

                      Tell them from me to suck on that. W*nkers. No wonder they're so blind.
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                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                        And not to distinguish the club from some city with an otherwise rather similar name.

                        I hate the way Manchester United fans refer to their club simply as "United". OK, in Manchester it makes sense but to people from everywhere else it's just unthinking, insufferable arrogance.

                        Tell them from me to suck on that. W*nkers.
                        What happened to not getting annoyed at things you couldnt control?

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
                          I hate when people say "the football" such as "...you can clearly see he won the football...", it used to be "...you can clearly see he won the ball..." When did it change? Most pundits seem to say it now.

                          I don't know why it annoys me, but it does
                          Gray again I suggest.

                          And yep, it's crap. It's unnecessarily precise, doubtless to make up for the absence of insight.
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                            ...And not to distinguish the club from some city with an otherwise rather similar name.

                            I hate the way Manchester United fans refer to their club simply as "United". OK, in Manchester it makes sense but to people from everywhere else it's just unthinking, insufferable arrogance.

                            Tell them from me to suck on that. W*nkers. No wonder they're so blind.
                            What would be helpful is if they referred to themselves as 'the Scum'.
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                              #59
                              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                              ...And not to distinguish the club from some city with an otherwise rather similar name.

                              I hate the way Manchester United fans refer to their club simply as "United". OK, in Manchester it makes sense but to people from everywhere else it's just unthinking, insufferable arrogance.

                              Tell them from me to suck on that. W*nkers. No wonder they're so blind.
                              Haha that is always my exact response.
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
                                What happened to not getting annoyed at things you couldnt control?
                                I'm not annoyed.

                                I'm trying to empathise with Shaggy.




                                :bird:

                                But seriously, of course I get sometimes get annoyed at things I can't control. The issue isn't about getting annoyed; it's whether you try to control it.
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                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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