How thick would you have to be....

[Vermilion]

It's obviously been photoshopped.

hmmm, i'm not so sure...if you look at the wrinkle under his arm it cleary.....oh! never mind!

[Buzzo]

Were you watching Going Live when Five Star got sworn at on the phone, much to Sarah Greene's and Pip Schofield's embarrassment?!

I watched it live...the bloke exploded...."why are you so FACKIN CRAP?!?! YOU'RE FACKIN CRAP!"

Haha - yeah I totally remember that. I think it is was of those seminal moments in childhood, our very own Sex Pistols on Bill Grundy...!!!

I used to totally fancy Sarah Greene as well and Janet Ellis...

Five Star were utter gash

[Buzzo]

In fact I've found it! Never seen this since:
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Genius..! How did someone get that on the web?

That guy must still dine out on that story... "remember the guy who told 5 star they were ****ing crap..? Yeah, that was me.."

[Kenneth]

Totally... Who didn't love 5 star...Who would you say was your favourite? Stedman, Delroy, Lorraine, Doris or Denise..? Remember when they had their own comic strip in Look-in? System Addict, what a tune that was. Great days..!

In fact I've found it! Never seen this since:

YouTube - ‪Five Star on Going Live (no laugh track, uncensored)‬‏

[Shaggy]

Genius..! How did someone get that on the web?

That guy must still dine out on that story... "remember the guy who told 5 star they were ****ing crap..? Yeah, that was me.."

Big time. Eliot Fletcher, I salute you. I've searched for him on Facebook and everything

But yeah absolutely no idea how they got that clip on the net. Unless someone taped Going Live that morning and kept the VHS.

[Shaggy]

By the way I also thought Sarah Greene was fit as ****.

[Buzzo]

Big time. Eliot Fletcher, I salute you. I've searched for him on Facebook and everything

But yeah absolutely no idea how they got that clip on the net. Unless someone taped Going Live that morning and kept the VHS.

A visionary move.

How about a bit of 5 Star... Synth-tastic...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBs-kuYLrEc"]YouTube - ‪Five Star - Let Me Be the One‬‏[/ame]

[Shaggy]

Casio keyboard more like

Got to love lame 80s synths

Reece would love this ****

[Buzzo]

By the way I also thought Sarah Greene was fit as ****.

Reminds me of a joke from the time.

Q. Who has got the biggest cock in the world?

A. Mike Smith, he broke both of Sarah Greenes legs with his chopper.

[Fredo]

That's much better than the crap we have today, much much better.

[Shaggy]

Reminds me of a joke from the time.

Q. Who has got the biggest cock in the world?

A. Mike Smith, he broke both of Sarah Greenes legs with his chopper.

Married aren't they, them two? Or were, at least. I think?

[ken dodds dog]

In fact I've found it! Never seen this since:

YouTube - ‪Five Star on Going Live (no laugh track, uncensored)‬‏

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEkB25V_ow8"]YouTube - ‪MATT BIANCO Saturday Superstore live phone in 1984‬‏[/ame]

[Shaggy]

YouTube - ‪MATT BIANCO Saturday Superstore live phone in 1984‬‏

[Shaggy]

Classic

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gBXPUSXGWs"]YouTube - ‪Countdown - ******s Outtake‬‏[/ame]

[Buzzo]

YouTube - ‪MATT BIANCO Saturday Superstore live phone in 1984‬‏

I take it the big laugh this gets is not from the original show..?

Saturday Superstore