Manchester City

[Cormack74]

Fair play to the Chavs, shame it wasn't sufficient:

Manchester City’s possession of 46.74% is the lowest recorded by a side managed by Pep Guardiola in any of his 381 top-flight matches in charge; BBC.

[Buzzo]

Seems as though Aguero might be out for a while.

He is a big player for them, particularly against the smaller teams where he gets most of his goals.

[Maxiedge]

Yeah it didn’t look good. Looked like a groin tear and that’s 2 months to come back 100%. Keita still seems to be struggling with his.

Don’t wish injury on oppo players but this will assist us.

[Norbs]

Boo ****ing hoo, hope it's nearer to 3 months

[vlahka]

Hope its nearer to 6 months.

[BobTheCharmer]

Hope its forever.

[cannotmakeit]

Hope his legs drop off

[baitman]

The ambulance crashes and aguero is killed in the resulting fireball, de bruyne who was holding his hand could only be identified from his dental records.
The ambulance driver was thrown clear but unfortunately he steered the fireball into the city team bus, the oxygen tanks exploded igniting the fuel tank on the coach.
There were no survivors and the resulting damage to the stadium will mean it has to he demolished.
The sheik was quoted as saying "ah **** them all" as he got into his helicopter and flew off to buy another club instead.

[Assassin]

Well that snowballed quickly

[Maxiedge]

Boo ****ing hoo, hope it's nearer to 3 months

Let's not become BlueFoom

[Norbs]

BlueFoom

[baitman]

Let's not become BlueFoom

Blue Fume.

[Norbs]

Blue Fume.

Moon to Foom surely

[Maxiedge]

Moon to Foom surely

‘Twas

[Scratch]

I always thought it was more Blue Moan, but I gotta admit, Blue Fume/foom is catchy.