Manchester City

[Irishnev]

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We were linked to him before he went to Dortmund - he started well there but his stock dropped. City seem to have a fair price in this crazy market - not sure how well he’ll get on but I guess he is 4th choice CB with Ake now covering LB

[danperkins]

City do love to spend money on their defence.

[Shaggy]

Weird that. After we were heavily linked with him before he went to Dortmund I paid a bit of attention to him - always thought we dodged a bullet cos he looks ****

[Shaggy]

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[baitman]

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The new Rachel Riley, but less phwoar obvs.

[Norbs]

I was only a split second slower on the 2nd one

And I've got plenty of phroar

[Fosterbloke]

Haaland is going to break the PL scoring record isn't he? Chunts.

[Pablo]

Haaland is going to break the PL scoring record isn't he? Chunts.

Yep, he'll have it wrapped up by Christmas at this rate. He's the best flat track bully the Premier League has ever seen. I can see him scoring hat-trick after hat-trick against the weaker sides in the league. He's just too good. Grim.

All we can hope for really is he gets injured, other than that he's so good it's hard not to see City winning it by 15/20 points this season.

[Charly]

Haaland is going to break the PL scoring record isn't he? Chunts.

He will always have a fat pig face though... so swings and roundabouts

[Norbs]

He will always have a fat pig face though... so swings and roundabouts

Swines and roundabouts surely

[Slinky Skills]

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[SB]

[Tribute]

Haaland will break the PL goal scoring numbers soon enough but he's being fed by some array of talent in that Citeh team. It would only be Rickie Lambert or Andre Voronin who would score single figures in that team.

He's made them more clinical when they need a goal. They used to have to craft one from open play and possession - now it's route one, cross or through-ball and wallop!

Depressing unless he gets crocked sometime soon. I think it would be a big shock to the system if he's contributes 75% or more of their goals and then all of a sudden is facing a lengthy spell on the sidelines... more so than in previous years when they played without a recognised striker.

[rudedog]

They are becoming fairly reliant on him

[wiw]

They are becoming fairly reliant on him

I've been thinking this. In one way, why wouldn't you but in another it's quite good. If he dips or gets injured then it's party time