Premier League fixtures 13/14/15 August

[Vermilion]

I want to see him cry.

But not tears of joy.

[Vermilion]

Bookie saying Chavs now drifting in the betting with the news of Torres starting...Punters been piling on Chavs all morning, now can't give it away, Stoke odds reducing fast...

*runs off to pile on Torres first goal and hatrick with Chav win*

[Muddled]

Villas Boas is 33 years old?! Like **** he is.

Gary Neville is already boiling my piss; this team is still Mourinho's and it's a Mourinho 4-3-3 ... I'm pretty sure he played 4-3-3 at Porto and the players at Mourinho's disposal aren't that bad that they had to follow him out of the door.

Oh, and note to Sky ... they are playing Stoke you know ... the home team, perhaps you might want to consider giving them some air-time.

[Vermilion]

Villas Boas is 33 years old?! Like **** he is.

Gary Neville is already boiling my piss; this team is still Mourinho's and it's a Mourinho 4-3-3 ... I'm pretty sure he played 4-3-3 at Porto and the players at Mourinho's disposal aren't that bad that they had to follow him out of the door.

Oh, and note to Sky ... they are playing Stoke you know ... the home team, perhaps you might want to consider giving them some air-time.

It would make me physically sick to have to watch/listen to that.

edit: see...ffs....i'm retching now just thinking about it.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

@ the subs bench
did anyone else find those photos funny?

[Muddled]

Nah, not really.

Although I could have been too busy laughing at Bosingwa's facial hair and face.

[Craig_H]

Pulis is playing Huth at rightback for the first 15 minutes. Then when Woodgate gets injured, Huth will go back to CB.

[Muddled]

It would make me physically sick to have to watch/listen to that.

edit: see...ffs....i'm retching now just thinking about it.

He's got a jerking motion in his left wrist that he uses to emphasise his point, that is already annoying me. He's already gone down the 'Savage route' of using the 'when I played' or 'when I played against him' angle ... to be fair though, he's not going to be able to do anything that is going to make me think anything other than he is a tit.

[Shaggy]

Torres looks really sharp today.

[Craig_H]

Just thinking the same, the little ****er's going to score isnt he?

[Vermilion]

Just thinking the same, the little ****er's going to score isnt he?

[Craig_H]

Wilkins is so diabolical

[Exiled_red]

Wilkins is so diabolical

[McDermotX]

How bad was Ashley Cole there ?

Forgot he was playing a match.......wouldn't happen with a proper LB like Enrique

[RedReet]

Stoke doing well. Strong at the back and causing problems going forward.

There's the scud...