Sebastian Coates

[Reece]

He does look like he is going to be class.

I'd like to know where he got his wig from.

[Nick77]

Can someone clarify if his name is pronounced "Coats", as in get your coat, or "Cwatez" as the commentator called him all night.

His dad is Scottish so surely it's "Coats"?!


P.S. David Luiz is utter tripe

I wouldn't go by ANYTHING the commentator says - he referred to David Luiz as Portuguese ffs!
Also my best was when Enrique calmly brought the ball out of defence & passed it to Bellamy I think, the commentator said something like "he scrambles it away!"
It really does seem like any idiot can be a ref or a commentator in English football...

[Craig_H]

Looking very promising. Possibly liable to pick up the odd booking, but goes with the territory maybe.

Just needs to sort out his dreadful haircut.

[fah-q]

He has Incredible Hulk hair.

[Carras_Shin_Pads]

Looking very promising. Possibly liable to pick up the odd booking, but goes with the territory maybe.

Just needs to sort out his dreadful haircut.

His hair is pretty shocking, needs to sort that lunge out though!

[Jaymo]

Just watching that video, only watched the first 2 mins 30.

I'm not slating the lad or anything, i think he has a bright future, however that video he only plays 5 yards balls to carra, and wins one header?

[Fivex]

He has Incredible Hulk hair.

Good spot!

[little dave hedgehog]

Just watching that video, only watched the first 2 mins 30.

I'm not slating the lad or anything, i think he has a bright future, however that video he only plays 5 yards balls to carra, and wins one header?

hope you normally give a player more than 2 1/2 minutes against a top 4 team to make an impression

[Craig_H]

hope you normally give a player more than 2 1/2 minutes against a top 4 team to make an impression

[RedReet]

hope you normally give a player more than 2 1/2 minutes against a top 4 team to make an impression

Just watch it twice, it’s the JohnDoe 5 minute rule of thumb.

(BTW I don’t even know if it was JohnDoe who claimed that and I don’t even know if it was 5 minutes. It was actually someone elses joke and I’ve forgotten the content. Good at the time though )

[little dave hedgehog]

[Mostar]

Made compilation of Coates vs Sunderland *



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wONOfF2pp4"]Coates vs Sunderland - YouTube[/ame]


*Note to LDH: I did it cause I wanted to

[little dave hedgehog]

yeah but this one i'm actually interested in seeing. also it's safer for the blood pressure.

[Mostar]

yeah but this one i'm actually interested in seeing. also it's safer for the blood pressure.

[Fosterbloke]

So how do we think he did?