Everton

[Irishnev]

We've got some half price robbed socks, a lonely old cuckoo clock,
Lonsdale trainees and Villarreal DVDs,
Chang pints, splinters, junk signed by Big Dunc,
Big Nev track suits, a tin of Ronseal from Mosh,
Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh...
No income growth and no trophies,
No money slapped, no transfer deals,
No stadium at Bramley-Moore,
But we're still big on County Road...
God bless Gladwys Street,
Viva Gladwys Street,
Long live Gladwys Street,
C'est magnifique, Gladwys Street,
Nil Satis, Gladwys Street,
Gladwys Street (to fade) #



Lovely Jubbly!

C’est Magnifique Leyton

[McDermotX]

[Tee]

[Leyton388]

Just won 22-0

The DVD is out on Monday.

[Bender]

Just won 22-0

The DVD is out on Monday.

Everton must be so proud of their performance
[ame]https://twitter.com/jbrookes7/status/1018174416948224003[/ame]

[Leyton388]

[McDermotX]

You can only beat what's in front of you.

If it was good enough for England to get a pass mark this summer, it's good enough for Everton.

[Leyton388]

And it's started.

[baitman]

Everton must be so proud of their performance
https://twitter.com/jbrookes7/status...74416948224003

Someone quickly get that keepers name over to the goalkeeper watch thread.

[Roboklopp]

Wtf

[red g]

https://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/a-forensic-analysis-of-every-goal-in-evertons-ridiculous-22-0-friendly-win/

here are evertons 22 goals......

The keeper has clearly been to a John Achterburg summer school.

[Roboklopp]

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/07/16/wayne-rooney-described-new-american-football-team-is-beyond-parody/

[Shaggy]

Never seen him play but he's highly rated - would be a coup for them surely

[ame]https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/1019329297058795520[/ame]

[Cormack74]

He's work in progress from the few times I've seen him. He's never played for the national team according to wiki (not the senior one anyway).

[Leyton388]

Malcolm in mid table.