Everton

[PTP]

Ok...Ok.....right...this is getting serious now....


From Wiki - Everton Football Club have 25 outfield players listed as their first team squad...

Those 25 players have scored a total of 168 goals for Everton in **** knows how many appearences

[JohnDoe]

Aposolos Vellios - WHO? 19 yr old greek, signed in jan...3 appearences...****E

That name is amazing. I wasn't aware of him, we should sign him for that alone.


Aposolos Vellios. Makes Ricardo Quaresma sound like Joe Smith.

[Darkon]

Anichebe is their most 'senior' forward with 91 appearences for the club

Some more stats to laugh at....

Saha - 79 games 26 goals
Gueye - 5 games 0 Goals
Vellios - 3 games 0 goals
Anichebe - 91 games 7 goals
Baxter - 7 games 0 goals
Stracqualursi - New signing (played 38 games and scored 21 goals last season for **** knows who in the what league?)

In total - Evertons 6 senior strikers on their books (according to wiki)

Have a total of 185 appearences

AND

33 GOALS


Surely that can't be right

he was joint top scorer in the argentian premier division (or whatever it's called) so that's quite decent!

[The_weatherman]

he was joint top scorer in the argentian premier division (or whatever it's called) so that's quite decent!

Didn't Leicester reject him after a trial?

[Shanks]

They'll be fine..

Arteta has gone but they managed without him for a long time and did ok... and there will always be three worse clubs in this league, for them to stay up..

[john316]

that young player they have looks pretty good

I think they are expecting Ross Barkley to play about 4 different roles - a lot of pressure on a 17 y/o who'll be playing for a top team in 18 months....

[Exiled_red]

Out of their saleable assets

baines
Jaigelka
Rodwell
Arteta

You forgot Fellaini - a player my Everton supporting mate claims is the best midfielder in Europe

[Exiled_red]

Also, how the hell has Saha played 79 games for them

[PTP]

he was joint top scorer in the argentian premier division (or whatever it's called) so that's quite decent!

Whoopy de dooo

[PTP]

Also, how the hell has Saha played 79 games for them

i reckon it must be a hell of a lot of sub appearances in there.

[Chazza]

Denis Stracqualursi - WHO just signed on loan...pug ugly footballer who has played for no-one of note, and scored a few goals for them - bound to be ****e.

I did post this in the deadline day thread but I have just looked up his age....23. ****ing hard paper round





And Everton fans will hope to see alot more of this

[Liverpool]

to win the prem minus the top 6 from last season, everton are favourites at 3/1

[Mostar]

Didn't Leicester reject him after a trial?

Yep.

He was with them on a trial last week and they decided to let
Everton sign him...

Anyway, their squad is very thin but they still should have enough quality to stay up.

Sad days for Bitters fans but it is what it is.

They have done it to themselves.

The new boy Barkley looked promising though.

[Craig_H]

Ah....Victor Anichebe - Been at everton through the ranks...Made his debut 5 years ago and has played 97 times....scoring 7.....Dirk Kuyt has famously scored more goals at Goodison park than him - ****E!!!

Denis Stracqualursi - WHO just signed on loan...pug ugly footballer who has played for no-one of note, and scored a few goals for them - bound to be ****e.

Was on trial at Leicester, who didnt think he was good enough for them

[kev776]

If any bluenose wants sympathy, look it up, it is between **** and syphillis in the dictionary, not difficult to find. Horrible club, horrible manager and horrible fans.