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    flmao Kenneth, I haven't bothered watching it, but that's a funny summary

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      Losers lead by chief loser.
      Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
      Those that killed her, were following the law.

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        The Tamworth fans were apparently singing "You're just a **** Gary Neville" to Phil during the game. That makes me laugh more than it probably should do.

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          Trouble is, if nobody wants to buy the club, they are stuck with him. I have no idea if there are serious bidders btw.

          As we well know, you should be careful what you wish for sometimes as you may well end up getting it, and it may not be good.
          Oh I don't know.

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            He was so arrogant there, Kenwright. He clearly holds them in utter contempt.

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              Originally posted by Daniel 7 View Post
              He was so arrogant there, Kenwright. He clearly holds them in utter contempt.
              Yep it's great and theres not a chance he wants to let go of the club despite trying to appease them with "we are in talks" bla bla bla for the last decade. Long may he stay!

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                The Bile and bitterness from this cunt takes it to a new level.




                Let's get it right...A List of 5 for Brian Reade/Babbacoombe/Barratt/Reg/That CUNT Aldridge

                Posted by blue_wooster on February 25, 2012, 8:32 pm
                Message modified by user blue_wooster February 27, 2012, 1:17 pm

                1. Your cup win just means your piss-streaked chamois leather gridded manager will get the chance to spunk more money on average players and you'll still finish lower than 4th. Celebrate that if you will. Cunts.
                2. Suarez is a cunt. You lot, however, are far bigger cunts for defending him with your claims to be socio-linguistics experts and Zapruder tape style analysis of the handshake - if you watch it from this angle, you can see Evra's hand go back and to the left. Cunts. By the way, his league goals have cost 1.8 million a pop and you still claim he's better than Rooney, van Persie and Adebayor. Cunts.

                3. You have not won a victory against 'the media, the FA and their conspiracies'. Half of the media are composed of your ex-players and lifelong supporters. If it had been Everton in the 'Racist Buck-Toothed ****' affair we would have been slaughtered, given a points deduction and you would have been given 4th place for emotional trauma. Yet you act as though Suarez is your own buck-toothed Rosa Parks. Cunts.

                4. Your genius of a manager, the King of the Golden Streams, has spent a fortune ensuring you won a cup every other one of the 'big four/six/seven/however many is needed to make you part of it' treats with contempt. He's also dropped 16 points at home and your 53 million strikeforce and 50 million midfield has scored THREE more goals than us in the league. Some fúcking genius. Cunts.

                5. You will always be wall pushing, non-apologising, own-fan-ticket-robbing, cheating, diving, whingeing, paving slab dropping, 'in bed asleep at the time' claiming, justice for Bulgarian waiters/innocent Italians denying, ****e poetry loving, nonsensical bedsheet branding, faeces flinging, pocket-pissing, spousal-abusing, female beating, conspiracy theorising, arl man up the arse-kicking, Shankly-shunning, nurse-pissing, piss-drinking, pre-emptive DJ ****ting, ambulance rocking, racism-denying, history revising, urinal smashing, telly-clapping, ex-player on twitter abusing, Youtube eye-swivelling, 4th is the 'new title' claiming, upside down scarf waving, ****e on the wall smearing, shame lacking, offence taking, ref baiting & ref influencing hypocritical and , above all, murdering cunts.*

                *No. We'll never let you forget.

                Wall-pushing,non-apologising,own-fan-ticket-robbing
                faeces flinging,pocket-pissing,ambulance rocking,
                racism denying,telly-clapping,urinal smashing,
                upside down scarf waving,****-smearing cunts.


                Oh and he forgot

                Bigger club cup winning cunts as well.

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                  Must of really hurt him that we won it
                  RIP IRWT post/rant, best ever

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                    Originally posted by Leyton388 View Post
                    http://members.boardhost.com/everton...330201950.html

                    The Bile and bitterness from this cunt takes it to a new level.




                    Let's get it right...A List of 5 for Brian Reade/Babbacoombe/Barratt/Reg/That CUNT Aldridge

                    Posted by blue_wooster on February 25, 2012, 8:32 pm
                    Message modified by user blue_wooster February 27, 2012, 1:17 pm

                    1. Your cup win just means your piss-streaked chamois leather gridded manager will get the chance to spunk more money on average players and you'll still finish lower than 4th. Celebrate that if you will. Cunts.
                    2. Suarez is a cunt. You lot, however, are far bigger cunts for defending him with your claims to be socio-linguistics experts and Zapruder tape style analysis of the handshake - if you watch it from this angle, you can see Evra's hand go back and to the left. Cunts. By the way, his league goals have cost 1.8 million a pop and you still claim he's better than Rooney, van Persie and Adebayor. Cunts.

                    3. You have not won a victory against 'the media, the FA and their conspiracies'. Half of the media are composed of your ex-players and lifelong supporters. If it had been Everton in the 'Racist Buck-Toothed ****' affair we would have been slaughtered, given a points deduction and you would have been given 4th place for emotional trauma. Yet you act as though Suarez is your own buck-toothed Rosa Parks. Cunts.

                    4. Your genius of a manager, the King of the Golden Streams, has spent a fortune ensuring you won a cup every other one of the 'big four/six/seven/however many is needed to make you part of it' treats with contempt. He's also dropped 16 points at home and your 53 million strikeforce and 50 million midfield has scored THREE more goals than us in the league. Some fúcking genius. Cunts.

                    5. You will always be wall pushing, non-apologising, own-fan-ticket-robbing, cheating, diving, whingeing, paving slab dropping, 'in bed asleep at the time' claiming, justice for Bulgarian waiters/innocent Italians denying, ****e poetry loving, nonsensical bedsheet branding, faeces flinging, pocket-pissing, spousal-abusing, female beating, conspiracy theorising, arl man up the arse-kicking, Shankly-shunning, nurse-pissing, piss-drinking, pre-emptive DJ ****ting, ambulance rocking, racism-denying, history revising, urinal smashing, telly-clapping, ex-player on twitter abusing, Youtube eye-swivelling, 4th is the 'new title' claiming, upside down scarf waving, ****e on the wall smearing, shame lacking, offence taking, ref baiting & ref influencing hypocritical and , above all, murdering cunts.*

                    *No. We'll never let you forget.

                    Wall-pushing,non-apologising,own-fan-ticket-robbing
                    faeces flinging,pocket-pissing,ambulance rocking,
                    racism denying,telly-clapping,urinal smashing,
                    upside down scarf waving,****-smearing cunts.


                    Oh and he forgot

                    Bigger club cup winning cunts as well.
                    LOL
                    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                      Hahaha, he better get used to the bitter feeling!!!!
                      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                        People ask me sometimes why I dislike them, here is one of many reasons.
                        Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                        Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                          I don't know whether to laugh at, or pity them. I hate Utd, but I'd never expend so much energy, or effort in that hate.

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                            Wow. Meme time....









                            I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                            Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                            Now all my lies are proved untrue
                            And I must face the men I slew.
                            What tale shall serve me here among
                            Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                              They are such a weird bunch. They'd all happily sign up for relegation and financial ruin as long as we went down with them.

                              I despise them aswell but they take it so far, they absolutely worship Man Utd all because we are rivals with them, it's bizarre.

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                                Originally posted by Chris View Post
                                They are such a weird bunch. They'd all happily sign up for relegation and financial ruin as long as we went down with them.

                                I despise them aswell but they take it so far, they absolutely worship Man Utd all because we are rivals with them, it's bizarre.
                                I think it just makes them mad knowing that they really aren't even close to being proper rivals with us. A lot of lfc fans would probably take the line that we'd like to see Everton doing ok (so that it means more when we beat them). We almost feel a bit sorry for them, and they can't stand it. Which is even funnier for us. I read that rant above and it makes me laugh; from a ManU fan I'd probably be annoyed but from an Everton fan its just amusing.
                                I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                                Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                                Now all my lies are proved untrue
                                And I must face the men I slew.
                                What tale shall serve me here among
                                Mine angry and defrauded young?

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