Everton

[Pablo]

Thanks mate, only a copy and paste job though

But you did it with such grace

[Vermilion]

If Shaggy had put the article up he'd have had them sitting in a special segregated JobcentrePlus area of Goodison.

'The newly opened and speedily erected 'Steven Naismith JobCentrePlus Stand'.

[ChesterDave]

Apparently breaking the clubs golden rule of not buying United ****e, a bid for Cleverley is being lined up - according to Sky Sports (so almost certainly won't happen)

[Leyton388]

These ****ers crack me up



It even glows in the dark



What does "Solo lo mejor" mean ? Does it translate as "thin Spanish waiter"?

(Sorry, for a moment then I slipped back a few years, back to when having a Spanish manager was obviously a terrible thing.)

The picture has Him looking over at Anfield as well.

They need something like that to take away attention from their wall of achievements on the main stand. They actually have a photo of them avoiding relegation in 1994 as something to celebrate.

[G]

It means "only the best". So only the best play in the direction roberto is looking on the poster.

[Leyton388]

It means "only the best". So only the best play in the direction roberto is looking on the poster.

[shanks69]

when i saw that getting put up i thought wouldn't it have made sense to have a picture up of kendall or catterick,managers that had actually had success for them!

[kev776]

Went to see these ****ers on Saturday get smashed by Paderborn, they were terrible.

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

Have they really not won a single game in pre season? Heard it but haven't
bothered to check.

[dom9]

I just read the thing and I wholeheartedly approve and respect the guy immensely. Really impressive.

Thanks mate, only a copy and paste job though

And then I pissed myself laughing at this post.

[Roboklopp]

Chavs loaning Everton Atsu. They're like their B team nowadays.

[ChesterDave]

Chavs loaning Everton Atsu. They're like their B team nowadays.

Cash cow. Lend em the players they dont want and lower the wage bill. If they turn out half decent for Everton they can palm them off for a big wedge knowing a serious rival won't have a half decent player.

[Bender]

Barkley injured his knee in training gone for a scan

[ChesterDave]

Fantasy Football manager up and down the land crash servers logging in to make changes

[ChesterDave]

Telegraph Fantasy football has since crashed. Was OK 5 minutes ago