Everton

[ronanm]

It's a pretty boring day so I had a quick look on the Evertpn forum - some good laughs in here where they're looking for some lyrics for Koeman. One suggsestions is:

(to the tune of rihanna umbrella - apparently):
When the sun shines we shine together, beating teams no matter the weather, playing football from the past, scoring goals from the first to the last, we have a dutchman in ron koeman, he signed us kev stroomen, Now we are winning trophies, all be cause of koeman koeman oeman , ey , winning because of koeman koeman , ev everrtonnn.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/koeman-song-need-new-songs-work-in-progress.89766/

[Lee]

Jesus.

[Gingawaria]

Are they even linked with Strootman?!

[Gingawaria]

Jesus - just had a look, how many of their songs take a pop at us in some way?!

Obsessed doesn't even cover it!

[pezzzer]

My brother is a bitter

[Gingawaria]

My brother is a bitter

I'm so sorry.

[ronanm]

Ronald koeman, ronald koeman, RONALLLD KOEEMAAAAANNN (JAckson 5- can you feel it)

Because it's ron, it's ron, it's ronald koeman (michael jackson- bad)

Ronald koeman is out gaffer, he is the one who signed up axel witsel, but stones isn't one of us. (billie jean)

[Gingawaria]

Ronald koeman is out gaffer, he is the one who signed up axel witsel, but stones isn't one of us. (billie jean)

Wow...where to start with that one?!

[RedReet]

It's Bad.

[meffin]

It's a pretty boring day so I had a quick look on the Evertpn forum - some good laughs in here where they're looking for some lyrics for Koeman. One suggsestions is:

(to the tune of rihanna umbrella - apparently):
When the sun shines we shine together, beating teams no matter the weather, playing football from the past, scoring goals from the first to the last, we have a dutchman in ron koeman, he signed us kev stroomen, Now we are winning trophies, all be cause of koeman koeman oeman , ey , winning because of koeman koeman , ev everrtonnn.


https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/t...rogress.89766/

Only problems are that they don't beat people, rarely score goals, haven't won any trophies and Kevin Strootman doesnt play for them.

Other than that, its fairly accurate.

[Leyton388]

These will be the scenes around woodison when reality hits after the transfer market closes.

[ChesterDave]

Those songs are dreadful.

[rodo]

a few of them getting twitchy that they haven`t bought anyone yet

[ChesterDave]

Suddenly realising that they are not billionaires and not an attractive proposition.

[Boogs]

Everton have nicked Steve Walsh from Leicester City as director of football.