Everton

[Buzzo]

What happens to Pickford shouldn’t really be categorised as mistakes - they are his normal.

They are things that happen because he is **** and has short arms.

Alisson’s are mistakes because normally he is a rock solid goalkeeping god.

[Slinky Skills]

****ing hell ha ha Everton are absolute wank lol

[Fosterbloke]

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime!

[baitman]

It's a terrible time for being a blue
When spurs hit 6 and you only score 2
Oh everton we're all laughing at you

24 points is one hell of a gap
But what chance do you have
When your teams fckn crap
Oh everton we're all laughing at you
We're all laughing at you

They went 1-0 up
they were using their charms
Then up steps the keeper
With the really small arms
Oh everton we're all laughing at you.

[Norbs]

It's a terrible time for being a blue
When spurs hit 6 and you only score 2
Oh everton we're all laughing at you

24 points is one hell of a gap
But what chance do you have
When your teams fckn crap
Oh everton we're all laughing at you
We're all laughing at you

They went 1-0 up
they were using their charms
Then up steps the keeper
With the really small arms
Oh everton we're all laughing at you.

[baitman]

****in hell, that ****house late tackle on ali by pickford rex, what a cunt, should have been sent off.

[Leyton388]

It's a terrible time for being a blue
When spurs hit 6 and you only score 2
Oh everton we're all laughing at you

24 points is one hell of a gap
But what chance do you have
When your teams fckn crap
Oh everton we're all laughing at you
We're all laughing at you

They went 1-0 up
they were using their charms
Then up steps the keeper
With the really small arms
Oh everton we're all laughing at you.

[Leyton388]

As soon as your born
They make your hands small
Can't catch or tip over
This round bloody ball
6 goals conceded
And one through the wall
A working class keeper is something to be

[Doc_Piptorious]

T Rex? Carnotaurus would be closer the mark

[Roboklopp]

Ace

[Norbs]

Poor ******* must always have an itchy arsehole

[vlahka]

NASA was about to excitedly announce a new super massive black hole they'd just discovered, till they realized it was just Evertons anus bent over once again.

[Slinky Skills]

NASA was about to excitedly announce a new super massive black hole they'd just discovered, till they realized it was just Evertons anus bent over once again.

[pezzzer]

Everton always give the best Christmas prezzies

[Leyton388]

Spurs are scoring all around them
Bitters crying
Its such fun.
Is the season of love and understanding
Merry Christmas Everton.