Everton

[Shaggy]

Oops

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[ChesterDave]

lateral collateral ligament? They are making these things up now

[Shaggy]

Rondon is suspended too. No strikers left.

[Kenneth]

lateral collateral ligament? They are making these things up now

[Irishnev]

Rondon is suspended too. No strikers left.

Didn’t some new lad score a pen off the bench vs Kiev

[Rich]

Rondon is suspended too. No strikers left.

Don't worry they've still got the generational talent Gordon who can play up top.

60 games for Everton and 4 goals.


Looking at their squad list, it makes very grim reading.

Their attacking prowess...

Mega new signing McNeil - 7 prem goals to his name
DKL - 45 prem goals
Gordo - 4
Gray - 15
Townsend - 25
Iwobi - 15
Rondon - 36

That's got to be the worst set of options in the league, and if DKL has another injury nightmare they'll not score enough goals to survive. Beautiful.

Gbamin, bought for £25m 3 years ago with 8 (EIGHT!) appearances under his belt for the Toffees.

[Bender]

lateral collateral ligament? They are making these things up now

[Shaggy]

Don't worry they've still got the generational talent Gordon who can play up top.

60 games for Everton and 4 goals.


Looking at their squad list, it makes very grim reading.

Their attacking prowess...

Mega new signing McNeil - 7 prem goals to his name
DKL - 45 prem goals
Gordo - 4
Gray - 15
Townsend - 25
Iwobi - 15
Rondon - 36

That's got to be the worst set of options in the league, and if DKL has another injury nightmare they'll not score enough goals to survive. Beautiful.

Gbamin, bought for £25m 3 years ago with 8 (EIGHT!) appearances under his belt for the Toffees.

[ChesterDave]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-offer-fans-revolutionary-hospitality-24660710

Everton to offer fans 'revolutionary' hospitality at new stadium

Everton are inviting fans to express their interest in what they describe as “a revolutionary re-set of traditional football hospitality” when their new stadium opens. The Blues have launched ‘ALL’ who bring together the bars, restaurants and experiences that will be available at the club’s future home at Bramley-Moore Dock presenting a revolutionary re-set of traditional football hospitality.

A club statement read: “An incredibly wide choice of social spaces will be available at ‘ALL’ for fans to choose from, providing the opportunity to tailor a very personalised matchday, with a focus on what will make Everton Stadium so special – people and connection. Located on Liverpool’s historic waterfront, the matchday experiences for ‘ALL’ to enjoy at the 52,888-seat Everton Stadium will include a variety of bars and restaurants, through to more personal, fine dining experiences.

“Guided by a clear understanding that social gatherings and group rituals are a vital part of every fan’s matchday – ‘ALL’ provides bars, restaurants and experiences that will act as a hub to create more treasured memories. As the Everton Stadium project enters the second year of its build phase, further details introducing the first range of ‘ALL’ experiences will be coming soon.

More on link


Sounds like someone has been tricked in to spending a lot of money on ****e, and then spent more money on a marketing agent to polish the turd

[vlahka]

It'll just be a row of carts selling curry and potatos.

[Buzzo]

Don't worry they've still got the generational talent Gordon who can play up top.

60 games for Everton and 4 goals.


Looking at their squad list, it makes very grim reading.

Their attacking prowess...

Mega new signing McNeil - 7 prem goals to his name
DKL - 45 prem goals
Gordo - 4
Gray - 15
Townsend - 25
Iwobi - 15
Rondon - 36

That's got to be the worst set of options in the league, and if DKL has another injury nightmare they'll not score enough goals to survive. Beautiful.

Gbamin, bought for £25m 3 years ago with 8 (EIGHT!) appearances under his belt for the Toffees.

You forgot about Dele Alli

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[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/ChrisHughes442/status/1555091745930711040[/ame]

[Irishnev]

https://twitter.com/ChrisHughes442/s...91745930711040

Saw this from you on Twitter earlier and I pissed myself - “I ****ing hate ya”……. Imagine shouting that at one of your players or your team

Any excuse to repost this classic also

[ame="https://twitter.com/vonstrenginho/status/982558385324339201"]https://twitter.com/vonstrenginho/status/982558385324339201[/ame]

[SB]

[baitman]

https://twitter.com/ChrisHughes442/s...91745930711040

Everton wives already ****tin themselves