Premier league fixtures 24th-26th September

[Craig_H]

Did someone just mention Phil Jones???

[Chris]

" Jones looking magisterial" FFS

They seem to be ignoring Stoke could have had 2 or 3 easily here!

[Assassin]

When Jones is on the pitch all opposing teams are of no consequence

[Leyton388]

Move over Chuck Norris, Phil Jones is on the case!

[Assassin]

I cant wait for Saurez to rip Jones a new arsehole

[Leyton388]

[ric.williams]

michael owen is ****ing ****

[Leyton388]

michael owen is ****ing ****

That £8m pus Nunez seems like a great deal now.

[Craig_H]

Crouch 1-1

[Craig_H]

The mesmerically amazing Phil Jones couldnt stop Crouch scoring.

[SimonNo7]

Get in there Crouchie!

[Assassin]

What happened to Jones's supernatural powers

Game on!!!

[Craig_H]

Crouch just missed a sitter from about 3 yards.

[Baracus]

anyone explain the phil jones ripping to me..I must have missed a week or two here at est. Its gone from licking his arse when we might have signed him to constant piss taking. So I dunno whats happened.

That aside. He's done more in 3 outings then all our centre backs over the last 3 games.

[Craig_H]

anyone explain the phil jones ripping to me..I must have missed a week or two here at est. Its gone from licking his arse when we might have signed him to constant piss taking. So I dunno whats happened.

That aside. He's done more in 3 outings then all our centre backs over the last 3 games.

Sky and ESPN have been wanking themselves silly over him for the past 4 or 5 weeks. It's understandable that this passed you by, because the way they've been going on about him, nobody could blame you for naturally assuming they'd been talking about Pele or Messi.