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    #1

    Frank Lampard

    Over 10yrs+, I'm yet to see Fat Fwank play what I would consider as great performance.

    He has scored a lot of goals and I give him credit for that, albeit most have been against weaker teams or deflections.

    However, take his goals away and he is simply an ineffective nobody. His passing is poor, he doesn't tackle, he's never involved in play etc...

    Why do people rate him so highly?

    In the games against Liverpool, it sometimes takes the half time line up repeat before the 2nd half kick off to make me aware he is on the pitch.

    His missus looks like a Moomin too
    Last edited by Phil_Neal; 30-11-11, 08:22 AM. Reason: Spelt Fwank incorrectly as Frank!!
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    The comparisons between him and Gerrard were laughable. Lampard has never ran a game like Gerrard has.

    He's made a career of scoring a load of deflected goals and taking a decent penalty.

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      #3
      The 'Fat' nickname is cringworthy. Its something that was going on while he was at westham, hes fitter than most.

      He used to be Englands best player 5-6 years ago. In the 2005 season he was outstanding too. So **** he aint.
      Last edited by Alex; 30-11-11, 10:09 AM.
      *Except Michael, who died.

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        #4
        Ohh, and any team would be crying out for a CM who could score 15-20 goals a season. I know we are at the moment.

        Lampard is also the highest goalscoring midfielder in Premier League history (143 league goals) and second in the Premier League's all-time assists table with 88 assists
        Edit: Just looked, and his goal ratio is pretty much 1 in 3. Yeah, **** player.
        Last edited by Alex; 30-11-11, 10:11 AM.
        *Except Michael, who died.

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          #5
          He is a fat cunt and I have yet to forgive the fat ******* for breaking Xabi's ankle in 2006. Overrated crock of ****e player, not even fit to lace Gerrards boots. Put him in the teams Gerrard played in and he would have been anonymous.
          "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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            #6
            Originally posted by Alex View Post
            The 'Fat' nickname is cringworthy. Its something that was going on while he was at westham, hes fitter than most.

            He used to be Englands best player 5-6 years ago. In the 2005 season he was outstanding too.

            Agreed, wish i was as "fat" as him.




            Apart from that, never been a fan
            www.terracehound.com

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              #7
              Never really liked him, but you don't stay in a team like Chelsea, under some of the top quality managers they've had, whilst competing for Premier League titles (winning), and the Champions League (not winning haha), if you don't contribute much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Tee View Post
                He is a fat cunt and I have yet to forgive the fat ******* for breaking Xabi's ankle in 2006. Overrated crock of ****e player, not even fit to lace Gerrards boots. Put him in the teams Gerrard played in and he would have been anonymous.
                Just because they cant play together doesn't make him a **** player.
                *Except Michael, who died.

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                  #9
                  Think he is a good player who sometimes gets overlooked for playing in a team with a lot of good players.

                  Wasn't a fan of his until the last 2-3 years. His deflected goals would maybe be around 10% of his total goals. Hardly his fault for taking a pop.

                  He has a decent # of assists too.

                  Having said all that, Gerrard he ain't. Gerrard is a different player altogether.
                  Patience when teased often, transforms into rage

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                    #10
                    Sorry, but why this love in with this fat cunt?

                    What next... Rat boy is great...oh, hang on......
                    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                      #11
                      Not a love in, but I think credit where its due. Please tell me why he is fat too?
                      *Except Michael, who died.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Tee View Post
                        Sorry, but why this love in with this fat cunt?

                        What next... Rat boy is great...oh, hang on......
                        Come on, it's hardly a love in. Some of us just don't think he's ****.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Reece View Post
                          Come on, it's hardly a love in. Some of us just don't think he's ****.
                          Well, I don't think Carrick or Fletcher are ****....shall I start some new threads? Pointless thread really... I know, I can stay out of it in that case.....
                          "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tee View Post
                            He is a fat cunt and I have yet to forgive the fat ******* for breaking Xabi's ankle in 2006. Overrated crock of ****e player, not even fit to lace Gerrards boots. Put him in the teams Gerrard played in and he would have been anonymous.
                            Originally posted by Tee View Post
                            Sorry, but why this love in with this fat cunt?

                            What next... Rat boy is great...oh, hang on......


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                              #15
                              The poster who started the thread said he was **** and we have said different. Sorry we dont agree with your view of him.
                              *Except Michael, who died.

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