Manchester United

[Slinky Skills]

Although we're playing well you just know it will be the same old **** against these cunts, park the bus sneak a goal. They're ****ing dog**** United but we need to be a bit cuter and more cynically against these ****s as they've had the jump on us for years.

[Kenneth]

They have all sorts of problems with their set up but they are second in the league after 29 games, they're not dog ****. They have a strategy that has exposed our biggest weakness at times so it is bound to be an awkward game. Score early and we'll score often but if we don't then it's anyone's game.

[Pablo]

They're at home though. I can't see them being quite as defensively setup as they were at Anfield. Surely not right?

[Chris]

They had a little go at home last year, missed a few chances, we took over, they ran out of ideas then a human error got them a point.

[Buzzo]

They had a little go at home last year, missed a few chances, we took over, they ran out of ideas then a human error got them a point.

I've totally erased this game from my memory, though I do remember I was in the pub watching it. Didn't TAA make his full debut?

Remind me of their goal?

[Chris]

Yeah think so, had a nervy start then owned Martial who was subbed off.

Their goal was a bit of a mess after Valencia crossed from an offside position as the linesman just watched.

[Buzzo]

Ah yeah. Ibrahimovic.

Will be an interesting game. They do have good players, just not a coherent formation, so they can be dangerous. They will be up for it because their crowd will be up for it.

Would be good to see us destroy them as we did back in the Torres days.

Reckon if we can get at their ropey defence we have a chance of a good win. They tend to not let in a lot of goals though.

[EwarWoo]

They're at home though. I can't see them being quite as defensively setup as they were at Anfield. Surely not right?

I'd be shocked if they don't. A draw stops us going above them, they'll take that.

[Assassin]

I'm already well pumped up for this. We owe them a good knobbing. We need to destroy them and Fergie's ****ing perch

[Bender]

I'm already well pumped up for this. We owe them a good knobbing. We need to destroy them and Fergie's ****ing perch

[topscorer]

They're at home though. I can't see them being quite as defensively setup as they were at Anfield. Surely not right?

I can

[Fosterbloke]

They have tit**** Bramble Smalling and Ashley 'Bird****' Young back in defence which should help us a little!

[Rich]

They are going to sit deep. Mourinho will be happy with a draw

[Fosterbloke]

They are going to sit deep. Mourinho will be happy with a draw

I think we'd be happy with a draw too.

[rudedog]

I'm already well pumped up for this. We owe them a good knobbing. We need to destroy them and Fergie's ****ing perch