Manchester United

[Doc_Piptorious]

I'd take him, he'd be a good front three player and can operate in a front two as well.

Yeah would love to see him in our squad too, but not a chance in hell they would sell to us.


Reckon he would thrive in an attacking team and away from the dire anti football that lot play.

[Kenneth]

Same, would be a good addition, but it's never going to happen.

[Irishnev]

Chelsea, Everton, United...........I'm supposed to hate this guy.....great read and now he is tolerable

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[Kenneth]

Well I'm not going to read it then and keep him as a cunt.

[Irishnev]

Well I'm not going to read it then and keep him as a cunt.

[Assassin]

Well I'm not going to read it then and keep him as a cunt.

This sounds totally reasonable. I second this

[Roboklopp]

Nah **** that. Total bellend.

[Pablo]

It's a great article. Genuinely moving.

I still don't understand why people are saying "you can never call him lazy again after reading that". Erm, I can. And he is. Extremely lazy. As a footballer. Clearly off the pitch he's not, he's worked his arse off in tough circumstances to get where he is. But does he ever track back? Does he ****.

Glad to get that off my chest

[Buzzo]

It's a great article. Genuinely moving.

I still don't understand why people are saying "you can never call him lazy again after reading that". Erm, I can. And he is. Extremely lazy. As a footballer. Clearly off the pitch he's not, he's worked his arse off in tough circumstances to get where he is. But does he ever track back? Does he ****.

Glad to get that off my chest

Yeah, thats an inspirational story and will make it a bit harder for me to hate him, particularly the final regret about his grandfather.
He is clearly a good fella. Interesting to hear about the drive of someone who has experienced literally having nothing.

But whilst he continues to knock in goals for Man U... well, its not personal

The moral of this story, the enemy should remain faceless.

[Shaggy]

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[Assassin]

https://twitter.com/utdxtra/status/1011918853369188352

**** me, 100k a week for a nobody

[Chris]

Strung along for months by an absolute bum like that then they give in to his demands. ****ing hell. But sums up Mourinho's approach to the sport.

[Bender]

Agent Mourinho

[Skrtelmania]

No surprise though he's absolutely essential to their style of play - their 2nd most important player behind De Gea.

[baitman]

Agent Mourinho

****s off de bruyne... tick
****s off salah... tick

gives donkey a 100k a week contract... tick