Manchester United

[Roboklopp]

haha

[Reece]

This guy has been their manager since I was 5 (FIVE). It will be surreal without him there.

And brilliant

[spud_gun]

5Live had Paddy Crerand on this morning just as news was breaking about Damento's retirement. Crerand sounded absolutely shell shocked at the news. I dare say that 5Live couldn't have planned this any better had they tried given that Crerand went mental on one of their shows a few months back. He was close to tears this morning.

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Ben Smith @BenSmithBBC
Now if the next part of this story pans out as I was told yesterday, English football might just implode.

So the other 'lesser' cunt is taking over..?

[Bender]

Breaking News: David Moyes and Jose Mourinhio seen fighting at Ikea over empty card board boxes

[Tee]

Breaking Newsavid Moyes and Jose Mourinhio seen fighting at Ikea over empty card board boxes

...and at your 'typo'

[Reece]

Can't be a coincidence that Kenny Jackett has just left Millwall

[Gibbo]

Come on Ben Smith dont be a prick

[destinydude]

Rafa to Utd?

After all Fergie seems to have mellowed down on him recently :P

[Bender]

...and at your 'typo'

On me Iphone Plus I got sausage fingers I think it will be Moyes

[Gibbo]

Moyes at United would be amazing.

Am-a-zing.

[Tee]

Got to be Mourinho, just has to be. Would love it if they made Giggsy the Manager.

[red g]

The problem with your analogy is that we continued to win after both Shanks and Paisley left us.

But we had the legendary boot room......To ensure continuity.

[Camble]

God it'll be good to not see his cow munching grass, Whiskey nosed cuntish Devil face anymore.

[Alex]

Where is Arn? Arn!! Its happening without you mate!