Manchester United

[G]

He's Man United boss, he can be a cunt all he likes and they'll still rim him.

[Norbs]

Rattled
Manchester United 0-0 Newcastle: Van Gaal quiet on Neymar rumours - YouTube

I don't mind Van Gaal, he's a ticking bomb and hopefully the media will bait him until he pops

[Chris]

Neymar is open to moving to Manchester United from Barcelona though there is a recognition the transfer is unlikely to occur before the current window closes.

United are attempting to land the Brazilian before 1 September but there is a long-term strategy to pursue him with the club believing the transfer may be more likely next summer.
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Neymar has three years left on his contract. He is an integral member of the Barcelona team that won the Champions League, La Liga and Copa del Rey treble last season. Yet United are clear they could prise him from the Spanish club. The 23-year-old would consider joining, according to sources close to the forward. He is attracted by the size and history of United and the chance to play in the Premier League.

Last Monday Ed Woodward, the executive vice-chairman, was in Barcelona. However while it was reported this was to try to close a deal for Pedro, who eventually signed for Chelsea, it is understood he was there to continue the audacious bid to land Neymar.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/23/neymar-manchester-united-barcelona-ed-woodward?CMP=share_btn_tw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Fosterbloke]

Someone must have dared him to write that article! What complete ****ing bollocks.

[Fredo]

They are trying to sign him, that's definitely true.

[redmike65]

Jamie Jackson endearing himself to City supporters again!

[Fosterbloke]

They are trying to sign him, that's definitely true.

Are they deluded?

[Fredo]

Probably got loads of money to burn and they need a marquis.

[redmike65]

Probably got loads of money to burn and they need a marquis.

About as mobile as the rest of the Utd attack

[Chris]

Ramos, Hummels, Otamendi, Clyne

Gundogan, Pogba,

Muller

Bale, Lewandowski, Neymar

Looks strong to be fair!

[redmike65]

Amazing team.............on paper

[cream]

Pedro making them look like cunts.

[Cormack74]

I don't believe they have any chance whatsoever of signing Neymar and even if they somehow pulled it off I reckon he would be spectacularly unsuited to the prem.

[Liverpel]

De Gea

Ramos, Hummels, Otamendi, Clyne

Gundogan, Pogba,

Muller

Bale, Lewandowski, Neymar

Looks strong to be fair!

I added a keeper to the Players-who-won't-be-at-United-next-season team.

[Liverpel]

Oh, and Pedro on the bench.