Manchester United

[BigChief]

I reckon the new manager announced will be Alex Ferguson.

[Pablo]

What about Darren Ferguson?

[Roboklopp]

Sarah Ferguson?

[Leyton388]

First thatcher now this ��

[Pedenj]

I reckon the new manager announced will be Alex Ferguson.

Don't even joke!

Just see him walking out smiling and saying he was bored and felt like having a laugh

[Mark3]

Assume it's a hip replacement. He's 71 so recovery time (ie able to return to work as before) can be up to 6 months.

This would explain why he's retiring now and can take on less physically onerous duties at the club in the future.

[Carras_Shin_Pads]

I reckon Fergiescum will be back in control by Christmas with Moyes Sacked and Scum mid table.

That would just be fantastic

[ronanm]

Well, he'll be missed. Great manager in fairness. Pity we couldn't knock him off his perch while he was on it.

Still, he never did match Paisley's 3 European Cups - thankfully!

[ChesterDave]

The Moyes history rewrite is in full affect

Will be funny if they went for someone else and they had to backtrack.

[jono]

Someone posted this on Facebook:

First Thatcher dies then Ferguson retires.
Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left.

[Leyton388]

First thatcher kicks it now dbf retires. Somewhere there's a scouser with a magic lamp with 1 wish left.

[Fosterbloke]

First thatcher kicks it now dbf retires. Somewhere there's a scouser with a magic lamp with 1 wish left.

Doubtful, Justice for the 96 would have been one of the wishes.

[DannyMan2006]

It's only meant as a joke.....

[DannyMan2006]

My one regret is we never had a manager capable of knocking him off his ****ing perch.

Well, we might have had one, but us being LFC, we managed to **** that up on by ourselves.

[Fosterbloke]

It's only meant as a joke.....

I know, I know... Not sure why I wrote that.