Manchester United

[Kenneth]

I know he's not there...yet

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[Fosterbloke]

Ginger Jesus haha

[RichC]

I shouldn't laugh but.....

BRITAIN faces the prospect of yet another unemployed, angry Scottish person at large.

Alexander Ferguson, a Glaswegian, will be released during the summer, with experts warning of a devastating effect on tourism, the economy and everything else.

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “The one thing that puts people off visiting Britain is the very real prospect of being accosted in the street by an inexplicably furious Scotsman.

“Football clubs have proved to be very effective at containing belligerent Scottish people who would otherwise be free to vent their spleen in a public space.

“The football clubs should be forced to keep them, for ever, in a gated community where they can scream at each other and work on their endless, incomprehensible grudges.”

Meanwhile, Ferguson’s release has prompted golf clubs across the UK to draw up contingency plans in case they become the venue for his ongoing campaign of terror.

Martin Bishop, secretary of Hatfield Golf and Country Club, said: “We have taken down our website and prepared temporary signage to make the place look like a garden centre.”

Bishop added: “He now has the chance to travel. They should put him on the Orient Express so he can call everyone in Venice a *******.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/angry-scotsman-to-be-released-into-community-2013050867819?fb_action_ids=10152766556825328&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210152766556825328%22%3A142555182597864%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210152766556825328%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D

[Shaggy]

"an inexplicably furious Scotsman"

[Shaggy]

Another case of "shouldn't laugh but..."

Hugh Jardon @___OST___
If I remember rightly wasn't Fergie a bit rapey in South Africa?

[Shaggy]

Sam Wallace @SamWallaceIndy
Rooney's autobiography, p91, on chucking bucket of water over toilet door onto Moyes. 'He never did find out it was me ... sorry Moysey!'

I'd like to have seen that miserable cunt's face while he got a soaking as he took a dump

[Sarb]

I'd like to have seen that miserable cunt's face while he got a soaking as he took a dump

[Shaggy]

Joseph Pepper @JosephPepper
Ferguson had more money/resources than all his competitors bar Mourinho's Chelsea, KD's Blackburn and Mancini's City, all of whom beat him.

[lickedlollipop]

please, please, PLEASE, let it be Moyes!!!

[danperkins]

To be fair lads we should stop and spare a thought for poor Howard Webb... he must be absolutely distraught at Ferguson retiring

[Shaggy]

Graham Hunter @BumperGraham
Part three of all this will be whether or not Chelsea manage to complete the deal they want, to sign Rooney.

Graham Hunter @BumperGraham
United know of Chelsea´s interest and IF he does move it will not have anything to do with new manager taking over.

[Chazza]

Interesting.

Rooney and Falcao or just one of them?

Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5
The bosses work ethic, his desire to win + to make us better players were unrivalled. Thanks boss.

[Norbs]

I know he's not there...yet

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[cream]

Be a shame if they lost Rooney, he's **** and would bring in good money for them.