Manchester United

[Cormack74]

An extract from Walcott's book, on RvP

Ha ha is that real?

He's an even bigger turd than I'd imagined. Well done Theo for passing it on.

[Muddled]

Fake, surely?

[Assassin]

Fake, surely?

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Are you with the outlaws Mudds?

[Muddled]

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Are you with the outlaws Mudds?

I am indeed, AssMan. Haggis supper, open fire, a beverage and now settling down with the footy. You coming back round to feeling your normal self after the bout of man-flu?

[Assassin]

Seem to be back on an even keel. Any chance of you skinny dipping with the MIL tonight?

Fried haggis for breakfast :rockL

[Muddled]

As inviting as the North Sea looks, it's a tad fresh for my liking.

There is the Boxing Day Dip though.

Glad you're feeling better; Est1892 has missed your input.

[Assassin]

As inviting as the North Sea looks, it's a tad fresh for my liking.

There is the Boxing Day Dip though.

Glad you're feeling better; Est1892 has missed your input.

Thanks I hate man flu, it just wrecks me

Just found out we will be in the shed tomorrow and the MIL will be be visiting. This means a guaranteed cold skinny dip tomorrow evening.

Not so sure about the missing input. Thinking of doing a NY at the moment due to lack of interaction in here

[Muddled]

It has been quiet on here recently. I'm sure it'll liven up for the derby though, see it out AssMan. On the positive side, I believe Chat Times Three has become diverse and more posters are getting their chat on ... which is great.

Keep truck'n.

[RichC]

He won't be there much longer, what a signing

Wilfried Zaha, a winger looking like George Best in his prime off the park

Partying, cigarettes and pretty women.

The heady concoction of temptation that seduced George Best in his peak years representing Manchester United appears to be having a similar bewitching effect on the England Under-21 winger Wilfried Zaha.

The only difference being, Best became an iconic figure in being named European Player of the Year while helping the club carry off the European Cup in 1968.

Zaha has done little or nothing since moving to United from Crystal Palace in a £10 million transfer last season. He has yet to turn out for the English champions in the Premier League.



Hours before United beat Arsenal 1-0 at Old Trafford last Sunday, Zaha was celebrating his 21st birthday in a nightclub in Croydon.

The nightclub posted footage of Zaha dancing on stage at their venue before pulling the video earlier this morning.

David Moyes would have had to sanction Zaha's night out, but the footage emerges on the same week photos of him apparently smoking appeared online are unlikely to impress his manager.

Zaha claims he wasn't smoking nicotine, but the pictures are fairly damning whatever he was puffing.

There are already tabloid transfer tales emerging of a possible loan move to Newcastle in the January transfer window with Everton keen to finalise a permanent deal for the former Palace man.

Perhaps if Zaha put as much effort into his football as his social life, he would not be facing such a prospect.

[Sarb]

Was he having one of those e-cigerettes? Very cool at a party them


Did Fergie really spend £10m on him? I thought it was more???

I remember loads of lfc fans pissing and moaning when we didnt get him

[RichC]

I thought it was £15M tbh, seems to be one of those players that think they've made it by getting a move to a big club rather than realising the hard work start now.

Looking at goals and assists from that league last season I'd have always preferred Ince over him (neither are worth £10M + IMO)

[Liverpel]

Was he having one of those e-cigerettes? Very cool at a party them


Did Fergie really spend £10m on him? I thought it was more???

I remember loads of lfc fans pissing and moaning when we didnt get him

According to Wiki:

Zaha passed the medical at Manchester United, signing a five-and-a-half-year contract on 26 January 2013 for a reported £10m rising to £15m with performance-related add-ons.

[Sarb]

I thought it was £15M tbh, seems to be one of those players that think they've made it by getting a move to a big club rather than realising the hard work start now.

Looking at goals and assists from that league last season I'd have always preferred Ince over him (neither are worth £10M + IMO)

Did Fergie think he was worth £10m odd but thinks we overpaid for Sturridge

[Chris]

He's utterly useless, will be at whatever club Steve Bruce is managing in 2 years.

[RichC]

Think its hard to say he's not up to it quite yet but so far he's not done it and it's not looking too likely that he actually will

Should have stayed with Palace this season and got some much needed experience in the top flight.