Manchester United

[Vermilion]

Just been reminded of this from not long back i know, but how hilarious it is!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wjjvZeOazY"]Man United fan rings 999 demanding to speak with Sir Alex Ferguson - YouTube[/ame]

and..

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Y1j000Vdg"]Fergie and Moyes take a call from drunk '999' United fan (Juan Mata) - YouTube[/ame]

[Bender]

Sunday Gossip:
Manchester United are set to offer England midfielder Tom Cleverley, 24, a new five-year contract worth £15m.
Full story: Mail on Sunday

Robin van Persie is prepared to waive a £10m loyalty bonus in order to move away from Manchester United this summer, with Juventus a potential destination for the 30-year-old Dutch striker.
Full story: Sunday Mirror

Van Persie has scored 14 goals in 22 appearances this season.
United will allow Van Persie to leave, but only if they are able to sign Paris St-Germain's Uruguay striker Edinson Cavani, 27.
Full story: Sunday People

[Leyton388]

Edinson Cavani

Pull the other one

[BigChief]

Cavani

Have they forgotten Suarez vs Evra? Edison won't have and neither will his countrymen.

[Shaggy]

Cavani

Have they forgotten Suarez vs Evra? Edison won't have and neither will his countrymen.

And on top of that, I'm sure Cavani is dying to not play European football

[Leyton388]

You know what I'd have loved it if they'd have done a documentary on Davey's first year at united. It would have been the footballing version of spinal Tap.

[RichC]

Who from top sides that have European football next season is going to want to move there with no CL football and most likely no European football at all.

They'll have to get used to buying from the 2nd tier and taking a few punts on players

[Camble]

Who from top sides that have European football next season is going to want to move there with no CL football and most likely no European football at all.

They'll have to get used to buying from the 2nd tier and taking a few punts on players

Exactly like we've had to do for a few years unfortunately :|

We struck gold with Suarez but all other players have been players we've had to develop, which we've done very well.

[RichC]

Yup, let's hope the fine eyes of Davey and The Neviller Jnr have an eye for talent

I'd hazard a guess we'll see the likes of Baines for top money coming in this summer

[john316]

Did I read also that the Mancs are wanting £20m for Hernandez as well?

A bit part player for 2 years and you want top money for him?

[vlahka]

You know what I'd have loved it if they'd have done a documentary on Davey's first year at united. It would have been the footballing version of spinal Tap.

My lord I'd totally buy that on bluray

[Camble]

My lord I'd totally buy that on bluray

I'd buy a BluRay player to see that.

[Phoenix07]

Has anyone noticed the way Moyes pouts his lips after a win in post-match press conferences. He turns his head and pouts his lips after each pause in a sentence.

He'd make a terrible poker player. Can't stand him.

[Fosterbloke]

Has anyone noticed the way Moyes pouts his lips after a win in post-match press conferences. He turns his head and pouts his lips after each pause in a sentence.

He'd make a terrible poker player. Can't stand him.

He's make a terrible manager too...

[Leyton388]

Still brilliant

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6L8MyHkoX4"]Manchester United reaction over Manchester City last minute goal - YouTube[/ame]