Manchester United

[Liverpel]

bit of topic and not really a laughing matter as such even though i was in stitches...



my mates girlfriend suffers from the same thing

ages ago i was in the pub with another lad and he asked me where my mate was, we'll call him Dave ....

mate - where is dave tonight

me - oh aye bit ****, his birds in hospital, not sounding good...

mate - really, whats happened?

me - she's got the same issue as Darren Fletcher

mate - ****.......

bit of a pause

mate - bad hamstrings?



i was on the floor

On another note,Moyes has a 6 year contract

[Bender]

Everton academy coach Kevin Sheedy BBC
After United's 3-0 defeat by Liverpool on Sunday, Sheedy tweeted: "All of you out there, Moyes was never interested in our youth team or players."
Sheedy also criticised Moyes's tactics, adding: "Punt the ball up to [Marouane] Fellaini - great viewing."

[Muddled]

How **** was Fellaini yesterday? I mean, I've always thought he was average, but yesterday he just strolled around and tried to cause players a mischief. That is an incredible amount of money Moyes has thrown away.

[Muddled]

Also, I'm 60/40 for Manchester United to beat Olympiakos.

There's too much heat and he needs to stay. There is no chance in hell they can win the Champions League, I'd take them progressing if it got Moyes another year.

[Jaymo]

Giggs seems about as inspiring as a blank book........

Give him the money!!!!

He'd probably sign players on the basis of who has the fittest WAG.

[Phoenix07]

How did I miss this tweet from a month ago?

[meffin]

Also, I'm 60/40 for Manchester United to beat Olympiakos.

There's too much heat and he needs to stay. There is no chance in hell they can win the Champions League, I'd take them progressing if it got Moyes another year.

I'd rather they lost to Olympiakos then won a few in the league. Especially the City game

[Woobus]

Last game at Everton, and Sunday:

Thats what happens when you drink with fergi

[Muddled]

I'd rather they lost to Olympiakos then won a few in the league. Especially the City game

Yeah, the City game is an excellent shout.

[Muddled]

Oh, and coz I can ... how clueless was Jones at centre-back?!

He just couldn't hold his water and kept rushing out to midfield. As for that 'tackle' on Allen for the penalty, what a thick challenge that was - he just puts his head anywhere ... no wonder he's so dense.

[Roboklopp]

Said it before, but he's basically like a hyperactive ADD kid that's consumed too many E numbers.

[rodo]

too quick this think he will go in the summer or january at the latest although one utd fan reckons that guardiola will take it after he has won the champions league with bayern not this summer but next

[rodo]

somebody on sky said jones looked like he was in a tumble dryer

[Phoenix07]

He looks like an anaemic lump of belly pork.

[Shaggy]

Oh, and coz I can ... how clueless was Jones at centre-back?!

He just couldn't hold his water and kept rushing out to midfield. As for that 'tackle' on Allen for the penalty, what a thick challenge that was - he just puts his head anywhere ... no wonder he's so dense.

I was almost crying with laughter when Suarez flicked it over Jones's head and put him on his arse before drawing that wonder save from De Gea.