Manchester United

[john316]

Van Persie would get in our first XI, probably De Gea too.

Oh they would yes - but I was mainly referring to that list of signings who have arrived in this £200m spree in the last 12 months. The Mata of the first Chelsea season would make our team but the Mata of late? Woeful form for a very long time now. Fellaini clearly a joke, Herrera is just a shrug of the shoulders, Shaw possibly but again, not convinced. Rojo? He's no better than what we already have.

[Daniel 7]

"Formidable opponents"

[CJ]

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahah

[kingfunk]

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[Leyton388]

Oh my god I've just seen the score

[ChesterDave]

Di Maria is no doubt employing the finest contract lawyers the world has ever known to get himself out of a hole

[john316]

Vidal bid up to £50m?

[Chazza]

[ame]https://twitter.com/EdDzeko/status/504369406382964737[/ame]

[Red_Polo]

Interesting response from Tatiana to that tweet.

[Chris]

That was too funny, they are utter ****.

They need to get at least 6 or 7 in in the next few days.

[Boogs]

Interesting response from Tatiana to that tweet.

Curiosity got the better of me

[red g]

That was too funny, they are utter ****.

They need to get at least 6 or 7 in in the next few days.

They are Hodgson's Liverpool ****. Its glorious

[ChesterDave]

Its not even the end of August and United can only win the FA Cup. This is fantastic

[johnly]

Van Gaal looks totally lost. His blank expression shows everything. They all dissed Moyes and his crappy tactics pad, LVG has a 90's filofax. Its not just me who is seeing this right?

[BubbaZanetti]

£59.7m

Has he been moonlighting in Middle Earth??