Manchester United

**McDermotX** · 12-09-15, 10:32 PM

Kept nagging at me about who he reminded me of, and then it hit me. Noah from the Walking Dead

**Ams12** · 13-09-15, 12:02 AM

i got Eddie Murphy lol

**Kenneth** · 13-09-15, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by G

Why has this cunt got a thread on a Liverpool forum? Is it not enough we have a massive thread about them? **** them all.

**Fivex** · 13-09-15, 12:05 AM

Worst thread ever

**McDermotX** · 13-09-15, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Fivex

Worst thread ever

Thought that was usually reserved for each match thread as they happen.

If he's good enough for Lineker to crack such magnificent quips as 'Martial Law has been declared at Old Trafford', then he's good enough for a thread on here.

**Liverpel** · 13-09-15, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by Tee

Martin Tyler's celebration of that ****ing goal just confirmed further what a Manc loving cunt he is.

Martin Steve Bruce Tyler (born 14 September 1945 in Chester) is an English football commentator. In 2003, he was voted the FA Premier League Commentator of the Decade.[1] He is also currently first team coach at Isthmian League Premier Division club Hampton & Richmond Borough.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Tyler

**Harv** · 13-09-15, 04:44 AM

I lived in Hampton for a year. Nearly wandered down to try get a game for them.

**Harv** · 13-09-15, 05:50 AM

Also regarding Martian. Why was this little **** not kicked all over the park when he came on? The Mancs under Ginsoak used to do it to all the new big money signings. Scholes and Keane would make them feel real welcome.

But no, we have hardman Martn Skrtl roll out the red carpet and let him waltz in to score a goal and make every commentator in the world cream themselves at the "new Henry".

Makes me sick. I ****ing hate this club at the moment. Its so utterly pissweak from top to bottom. We've got absolutely no guts.

**Fosterbloke** · 13-09-15, 06:18 AM

Pussies. As much as I dislike the bitters, they've got hard little cunts like Naismith to get stuck in and make the opposition think.

**Vermilion** · 13-09-15, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by Harv

Also regarding Martian. Why was this little **** not kicked all over the park when he came on? The Mancs under Ginsoak used to do it to all the new big money signings. Scholes and Keane would make them feel real welcome.

But no, we have hardman Martn Skrtl roll out the red carpet and let him waltz in to score a goal and make every commentator in the world cream themselves at the "new Henry".

Makes me sick. I ****ing hate this club at the moment. Its so utterly pissweak from top to bottom. We've got absolutely no guts.

**Assassin** · 13-09-15, 09:37 AM

Why. The. ****. Has. This. Gimp. Got. His. Own. Thread. In. A. Liverpool. Forum???

This should be deleted or merged with the dirty scummers thread

**badpiggy** · 13-09-15, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by Harv

Also regarding Martian. Why was this little **** not kicked all over the park when he came on? The Mancs under Ginsoak used to do it to all the new big money signings. Scholes and Keane would make them feel real welcome.

But no, we have hardman Martn Skrtl roll out the red carpet and let him waltz in to score a goal and make every commentator in the world cream themselves at the "new Henry".

Makes me sick. I ****ing hate this club at the moment. Its so utterly pissweak from top to bottom. We've got absolutely no guts.

Originally posted by foresterbloke

Pussies. As much as I dislike the bitters, they've got hard little cunts like Naismith to get stuck in and make the opposition think.

Ye're on the money there lads. Someone needed to take a yellow for creaming him the minute he came on. We don't have the players to do that.

**Bender** · 13-09-15, 01:23 PM

Both goals against LFC
[ame]https://twitter.com/footbilly/status/643051268085317632[/ame]

**Keyser Soze** · 13-09-15, 01:38 PM

Obviously early doors and i'm hoping he's like many other **** strikers that have only ever scored against us.

However has to be said thats the type of striker we needed - Henry/Torres/Suarez-esque. A striker that doesn't need service as such. Quick, can dribble past players, keep a cool head and finish.

Instead Rodgers continues to go for the big lump up top (our big lump did potentially score goal of the season though

).

**Chris** · 13-09-15, 01:59 PM

Another Mancdermot special. Yesterday told us nothing about this scrub, he became the 5000th player to make a mug of Martin Skrtel. Whoopee.