Manchester United

[Assassin]

Going into the office today has been a delight.

They're likening Clyne's penalty to Benteke's penalty and their clutching at straws has made today a breeze.

One more pelanty at old toilet would be the icing on the cake

[meffin]

Going into the office today has been a delight.

They're likening Clyne's penalty to Benteke's penalty and their clutching at straws has made today a breeze.

Same here. There's been a united shirt pinned up next to my desk since they beat us at Anfield which i've now been able to replace with a picture of Firmino doing a samba dance after scoring last night

[Cormack74]

Dutch journo who pitches up on TS periodically (Marcel something) was on at lunchtime today saying LVG and his entourage are convinced that they will be here for another year and that there's been no hint that Maureen will replace him in the summer.

[ChesterDave]

Mentioned in work today the Manc chants. Everton fan said lfc fans were throwing around a plastic plane and singing about Munich. Any verification?

[Leyton388]

Mentioned in work today the Manc chants. Everton fan said lfc fans were throwing around a plastic plane and singing about Munich. Any verification?

Didn't happen. Few lads in work went and didn't see any of that. Typical blue****e manc loving lies. The lad sounds like a gob****e.

[Muddled]

Dutch journo who pitches up on TS periodically (Marcel something) was on at lunchtime today saying LVG and his entourage are convinced that they will be here for another year and that there's been no hint that Maureen will replace him in the summer.

Just a hunch, but I reckon Moutinho will be off to China.

[Saveloy]

Just a hunch, but I reckon Moutinho will be off to China.

Has he dropped out of the first XI at Monaco?

[RedReet]

Has he dropped out of the first XI at Monaco?

He's getting about. Trevor Francis had him playing LB for us on Thursday night.

[Muddled]

Can I blame auto-correct?

Wait, I posted that with my phone in my pocket.

Just a hunch, but I reckon Mourinho will be off to China.

[Muddled]

This double posting malarkey is frustrating.

[Saveloy]

He's getting about. Trevor Francis had him playing LB for us on Thursday night.

I'd love to know what the selection process was that ended up with Trevor Francis as their choice of commentator.

Maybe they ran out of budget like in Fantasy Football when you have to choose a U21 Norwich defender as your last pick, to come under the limit.

[RedReet]

I'd love to know what the selection process was that ended up with Trevor Francis as their choice of commentator.

Maybe they ran out of budget like in Fantasy Football when you have to choose a U21 Norwich defender as your last pick, to come under the limit.

Poached from Sky.

He really is terrible.

[gratziani]

Poached from Sky.

He really is terrible.

He should be locked up for impersonating a commentator, his drone is awful isnt it, and then his pronounciation of foreign players make you wonder who he is on about,

[Bender]

In an interview with United We Stand, Paul Scholes the former Red Devils midfield maestro allowed himself to dream for a few moments. Asked what players could transform United's fortunes next season, and beyond, he said:

"I’d like Luka Modric. How old is he now? Might be a bit too old, but he’s a great player.
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"I like Raphael Varane. I said realistic and I’m picking Real Madrid players?

"We probably need a centre forward but there’s not too many of them about so I’m going to say I’d like us to bring Paul Pogba back."

[Vermilion]

In an interview with United We Stand, Paul Scholes the former Red Devils midfield maestro allowed himself to dream for a few moments. Asked what players could transform United's fortunes next season, and beyond, he said:

"I’d like Luka Modric. How old is he now? Might be a bit too old, but he’s a great player.
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"I like Raphael Varane I said realistic and I’m picking Real Madrid players?

"We probably need a centre forward but there’s not too many of them about so I’m going to say I’d like us to bring Paul Pogba back."

oops, bit of an admission there.