Manchester United

[EwarWoo]

He's their latest janujizz. He'll be first team first half of next seasoñ then go on loan.

[Fosterbloke]

I'd buy him tomorrow if we could. He's got some intelligence on the pitch and my God he's quick. Good finisher too.

[Bender]

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says Marcus Rashford reminds him of Patrick Kluivert at the same age.
BBC

[Fosterbloke]

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says Marcus Rashford reminds him of Patrick Kluivert at the same age.
BBC

Told you so

[Bender]

The Jose way ....Spend spend spend...then bugger off
Jose Mourinho will be given £300m to spend on new signings when he becomes Manchester United's manager. (Daily Star)

[Chazza]

Phil Jones’ annus horribilis plumbed new depths on Monday night as he struggled once again during a run-out for Manchester United’s Under-21s side.

The England international, who looks increasingly unlikely to make Roy Hodgson’s squad for this summer’s European Championships, is recovering from a malleolar injury which he suffered at the start of February.

Jones, who saw his display against Chelsea’s Under-21s earlier this month roundly criticised, has been attempting to regain match fitness and play his way back into Louis van Gaal’s first-team plans, having made three appearances for the reserve side in recent weeks.

However, the 24-year-old defender’s sub-par display in Monday's 2-1 defeat to Southampton will not have helped his cause.

Jones conceded a free-kick after being “humiliated” by Sam Gallagher, according to the Manchester Evening News, and the set-piece led to Paddy McNair’s ultimately decisive own goal.

The former Blackburn Rovers youth product was substituted for Demetri Mitchell in the 76th-minute, with the score at 2-0, and his poor showing did not go unnoticed by the club’s supporters.

Jones could yet be included in the squad for Sunday’s game against Leicester City, which could see the Foxes confirmed as Premier League champions.

The centre-back has not featured for Van Gaal’s first team since January 2, during the 2-1 win over Swansea City, and has made just six league starts this season

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/phil-jones-manchester-united-twitter-reacts-under-21s-a7001201.html

[Bender]

Jose Mourinho will be paid by Manchester United - even if he never works for them. The 53-year-old Portuguese has been lined up to take over from Louis van Gaal and the deal includes a "substantial" compensation clause should United decide to retain the Dutchman. (Sunday Mirror)

[Bender]

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[Shaggy]

[Liverpel]

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[ChesterDave]

Felani is such a ****ing thug.

Someone needs to snap his leg. An absolute proper job on him so he never plays again. And stamp his arms to bits while he is lying on the ground.

[Roboklopp]

Was just about to post summat similar.

[DeanoUK]

Yeh we've been slagging him in the general thread. Complete thug as you say.

[Phoenix07]

Jesse Lingard's family have definitely been involved in some incestuous activities, going by the shape of his head and the direction of his hair.

[Roboklopp]

Jesse Lingard's family have definitely been involved in some incestuous activities, going by the shape of his head and the direction of his hair.

Haha. You're on form today mate.