Manchester United

[baitman]

How the **** do you even begin to chat someone up in Tescos.

Some casual coment about how fresh he asparagus is, or maybe ask hiw best to combine pine nuts and fresh basil to make a pesto.

happy to help

[Shaggy]

How the **** do you even begin to chat someone up in Tescos.

A footballer's sense of entitlement!

She dyed her hair ****ing bright orange and he walked up to her and said "I like your hair" and went from there.

[red g]

so **** to watch.

that is all.

[ChesterDave]

0-0 v West Bum.

Who or What will Jose blame?

[Chris]

Hahahaha these are ****ing awful, genuine relegation scrap if they werent helped by officials.

[red g]

watched the last 30mins they are real alehouse. Awful to watch.
top 4 back in our hands

[labourRed]

West Brom masterclass to be fair. But united are pretty awful. Finishing fourth is now technically in our hands now. But like **** were united going to win all their remaining games.

[ChesterDave]

Prickly cunt in the interview

[Roboklopp]

They've spent £460m on players post Funguscunt apparently. Maureen has only himself to blame. The cunt.

[Bender]

Prickly cunt in the interview

Just saw it .....he's a real nasty ******..

[Chris]

£180m or whatever and he's going to equal Gaal's last finish at best, the football is still dismal. Amazing he doesn't get questioned, infact it's quite the opposite, you'd think they were running away with the title the way some go on. A dreadful side and a dreadful manager.

[BigChief]

£180m or whatever and he's going to equal Gaal's last finish at best, the football is still dismal. Amazing he doesn't get questioned, infact it's quite the opposite, you'd think they were running away with the title the way some go on. A dreadful side and a dreadful manager.

Agreed but let's not tell them for another season or two. They still think he's aces.

[Shaggy]

He's immune in their fanbase, it's amazing - though a number of Mancs on my Twitter timeline today launched their toys out of the pram. Let's hope they show him a bit of patience ...he's been left behind. And he's a cunt.

[Fivex]

Reckon he'll be tempted to walk if their season implodes and blame everyone else there for not supporting him.

[RichC]

Bloke should write a book - "the secret to my success".