Manchester United

[Buzzo]

Can you ‘Walk away’ from someone who doesn’t want you?

Manchester United are set to walk away from a bidding war with Chelsea for the signature of Barcelona and Netherlands midfielder Frenkie de Jong, 25. (Mirror)

[ChesterDave]

Full on "I didn't fancy her anyway" vibes

[Bender]

[ame]https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1556362098833252352[/ame]

[Buzzo]

They are in a dark place

[labourRed]

That's absolutely hilarious. I mean Igalho was the last one they plucked from China. 0 goals in 12 games, presumably mostly off the bench before he went to Al Shabab and Al-Hilal, I'm not being disrespectful but that does seem like quite a drop off, or is it.

[Rich]

4 or 5 years ago he was pretty effective for a mid level team.

[Buzzo]

Manchester United will pay Ajax a staggering £56,000 bonus every time Lisandro Martinez plays for the club.

United have handed the Amsterdam giants £48.3million for the 24-year-old Argentine defender plus a package of add-ons worth £8.5million. But the deal is structured so that Ajax will cash in for every appearance Martinez makes for the Reds up to a maximum of 30 games-per-season.

[shanks69]

https://twitter.com/rizzalfc/status/1556344166568923137?t=Hc0HViHeRUHw-rzIJBsyTA&s=19

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[Bender]

Outrageous

[Bender]

Outrageous deal

[Shaggy]

[ame]https://twitter.com/samuelluckhurst/status/1556564939107667968[/ame]

[ChesterDave]

If it wasn't in the tweet I would have assumed the 'mother' bit to be a classic Shaggy edit

[red g]

Is Stevie Wonder their scout? He must be the complete opposite of an alleged Erik Ten months player.

[Bender]

[ame]https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1556575683979378689[/ame]

[Buzzo]

I love how all the ‘Frenkie de Jong wants to stay at Barca’ headlines could (should) easily read ‘Frenkie de Jong really, really, really, REALLY doesn’t want to join Man U’.