Manchester United

[frank the tank]

We don't play them until 19th October ffs. The cunts will have their new manager bounce ffs

Between now and then, they play Burnley h, Man City a, Chelsea h, Brentford a, Sunderland h

I'm nearly hoping that they beat Burnley tbh because if they get turned over then surely there's a chance he gets sacked

[baitman]

Can they even afford to sack him. No way he will resign.

Then they have to pay off his henchmen, and then pay some new bellends to come in, its glorious.

[DerKrampus]

Out of interest, what determines which PL clubs enter in the 2nd round rather than with us in the 3rd?

[Kenneth]

I turned it off when Grimsby missed their third penalty. Just seen the result.

[SB]

Another glorious day to poke fun at them. My Manc mate wont even bite anymore.

[Mr Pink]

Can they even afford to sack him. No way he will resign.

Then they have to pay off his henchmen, and then pay some new bellends to come in, its glorious.

Rinse and repeat

[Mr Pink]

I find it pretty funny, the irony of that stupid quote Amorim made after they lost to Arsenal- how they have proved they can win any game (by losing???)

10 days later and they have proved the exact opposite- that they can lose any game

[BG1973]

I think there is still hope for Amorim. They've played Arsenal at home and then 2 tricky away games. We forget that away games are actually difficult because we are so good these days.

But it's so tenuous. Beat Burnley convincingly and they could recover.. lose and they could be ****ed.

We need then locked in this hilarious cycle so hoping for the win. Unfortunately only 25% chance it happens.

[Irishnev]

totally get it (assuming you are talking about Man United......not your wife and kids!)

[RedReet]

Out of interest, what determines which PL clubs enter in the 2nd round rather than with us in the 3rd?

Teams in Europe get a bye in 2nd round.

[Exiled_red]

Reading about them on BBC and saw this stat

In the Premier League, Amorim has a win percentage of 24.1% - the exact same as Neil Warnock, who was twice relegated from English football's top tier.

[Slinky Skills]

Hahahaha

https://x.com/KayLFC05_/status/1960842136963747995

[ChesterDave]

Out of interest, what determines which PL clubs enter in the 2nd round rather than with us in the 3rd?

European qualification.

[Sus]

totally get it (assuming you are talking about Man United......not your wife and kids!)

that's how I read it too

Am in the same camp, still have the trauma of them winning everything in the early 00s, will never feel sorry for them

[Yozza]

I’m a 48 year old man with a wife and kids and grown up priorities. And yet, you’ve no idea how happy United’s decline makes me

I'm 52 - lived through our great 80's dominance, the black hole that was the 90's when these c***s were rampant, the highlights that were the treble season & Istanbul to our rising again under FSG...

The Scum are as big a **** show as we were in the 90’s but without the huge debts, crumbling stadium, overpaid prima Donna’s & toxicity

Wonderful.