Jan transfer news 2012

[Muddled]

Guillem Balague on Sky Sports News: Tevez definitely not going to Liverpool.

Shut down the internets.

[Mostar]

Yeah, I think Everton is his level - I'm only going on games I've seen of him in the Old Firm matches, but he's decent enough and Everton are so shy in front of goal, that he only has to score one with his arse and he's infinitely better than anything they already have.

He seems to be the late bloomer as his scoring record in Croatia and Austria was nothing special but I do agree that he may look half decent at the club of Bitters size and mediocre expectations.

[Muddled]

Guillem Balague is still talking:

Kaka not going anywhere, romantic meal between Ancelotti and Mourinho in Paris at Chrimbo confirmed that.

Higuain not happy being a back up and may consider options in the summer.

Real Madrid have put Pepe up for sale and two English clubs are monitoring the situation - Chelsea and Manchester City are the two clubs interested at €30m.

Mourinho has said that he is leaving, but that doesn't mean he's leaving.

[Muddled]

Guillem Balague still going strong:

He's just said no way that Mascherano is coming back to Liverpool.

[Mostar]

Does this mean Spurs are definitely moving someone?..

@TonyBarretTimes
Louis Saha to Spurs is a done deal. Strange move. He's been very poor this season

[Lecter]

Does this mean Spurs are definitely moving someone?..

It means Harrys gone mental

[Muddled]

Saha to Spurs, Pienaar to Everton. Straight swap, because that's how transfers work innit.

[Mostar]

It means Harrys gone mental

That makes sense.

[john316]

Just knew 'Arry couldn't resist a deal even when he's in court!

[Muddled]

Sky are going to break what Cisse's latest follicle style is ...

Ohdrearyme.

[Lecter]

Reckon Spurs were meant to go for Zaha but Harry's handwriting was so **** no one could decipher it.

[Muddled]

Reckon Spurs were meant to go for Zaha but Harry's handwriting was so **** no one could decipher it.

[Muddled]

If this Ravel Morrison was the bestest thing since Phil Jones, why is it only West Ham are interested in him?

Fat Sam is keeping himself out of mischief today.

[Lecter]

If this Ravel Morrison was the bestest thing since Phil Jones, why is it only West Ham are interested in him?

Fat Sam is keeping himself out of mischief today.

Because Morrison is a ****ing loon

[Muddled]

Because Morrison is a ****ing loon

Surely a Premiership club would be willing to take the risk if he was a serious talent? Not that fussed mind, just curious.