Rooney's barnet

[Vermilion]

The Ballon D'Or ceremony yesterday

Did you see Fabregas's tweet about it?

This was a nice touch, just pulled them in nicely.

[kris90210]

Fair play to him though. I admire people who simply don't give a **** what others may think of their appearance. Good for him, even if he does look like an early 80s Cure / Smiths look a like plonker.

Well he clearly does or he wouldn't have had the procedure would he!

[baitman]

why is pele touching up morrissey

[dom9]

Well he clearly does or he wouldn't have had the procedure would he!

He knows that he will suffer ridicule from every quarter with a procedure like that, not being a calssically good looking fellow anyway, with the general public perception that he is a bit simple, and at his age.

And he pretty much did get ridiculed. Internet forums, Have I Got News For You (and most other topical comedy type programmes), and the rest.

And he shrugged it off.

Well played I say.

I didn't know that photo was 'enhanced' when I typed that, but I stand by my post.

[Lee]

He knows that he will suffer ridicule from every quarter with a procedure like that, not being a calssically good looking fellow anyway, with the general public perception that he is a bit simple, and at his age.

And he pretty much did get ridiculed. Internet forums, Have I Got News For You (and most other topical comedy type programmes), and the rest.

And he shrugged it off.

Well played I say.

I didn't know that photo was 'enhanced' when I typed that, but I stand by my post.

I agree. Fair **** to the lad - he's been honest with his transplant and doesn't care about the comments that he's received for it.

I've received no comments on the email that I sent out either.

[dom9]

Phew.

[Lee]

Phew.

You still stitched me up.

[dom9]

Not on purpose. I was expecting people to take the piss out of me for doing it, but then you came along and saved the day.

[Exiled_red]

I thought that was Morrisey

[Vermilion]

He knows that he will suffer ridicule from every quarter with a procedure like that, not being a calssically good looking fellow anyway, with the general public perception that he is a bit simple, and at his age.

And he pretty much did get ridiculed. Internet forums, Have I Got News For You (and most other topical comedy type programmes), and the rest.

And he shrugged it off.

Well played I say.

I didn't know that photo was 'enhanced' when I typed that, but I stand by my post.

Yeah, what a ****in star he is.

But one thing, would swap your face for his, actually, would you swap your life for his, if you had to look like him, take the crap ....score for England (maybe)...make fuc*** millions of monies ?

How hard would life be, really, could you handle the er...ridicule, along with the Adoration and money ?

You know, i could probably even...shock horror, cope with losing a little hair too.

[Exiled_red]

The depressing thing is there are probably alot of average or even **** Premiership footballers who earn more in a week than than most of us earn in a year.

If I were earning £20k a week for playing football I wouldn't give a **** what anyone said about me. Rooney is earning alot more than that.

[Chrono]

Hang on, we are giving Rooney respect because he is so vain that he decides to waste his money on something that doesn't work and he does so by throwing what is most likely 100s of thousands of pounds at a Harley Street doctor just so he can have a fringe for 5 minutes before the rest of his hair falls off

[dom9]

Yeah, what a ****in star he is.

But one thing, would swap your face for his, actually, would you swap your life for his, if you had to look like him, take the crap ....score for England (maybe)...make fuc*** millions of monies ?

How hard would life be, really, could you handle the er...ridicule, along with the Adoration and money ?

You know, i could probably even...shock horror, cope with losing a little hair too.

I wouldn't swap my life with his, no.

[Assassin]

What amuses me is the fact the transplanted area of his barnet does not match the remaining hair in colour or texture. Colleen's ***** pubes have obviously been used.

Quite apt, as he is a cunthead

[Exiled_red]

What amuses me is the fact the transplanted area of his barnet does not match the remaining hair in colour or texture. Colleen's ***** pubes have obviously been used.

Quite apt, as he is a cunthead