Chelsea

[Roboklopp]

Chavs being the cunts again. Zorro/Fabregas off.

[Roboklopp]

If FFP doesn't include a provision for applying a nominal market rate to such loans for the purposes of its calculations then it's a waste of ****ing time.

UEFA have decided it is.

[Chris]

A meaningless game yet they still act like absolute animals, they just cant help themselves, grown men manipulated in to behaving like scum by that horrible cunt, he has some power, you have to give him that!

[Roboklopp]

**** off Cuntski.

[Roboklopp]

**** off Cuntski.

[Bender]

Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech, 32, has emerged as a possible replacement for De Gea should the Spaniard leave. (Telegraph)

Cech's agent says his client would "definitely" like to join one of Arsenal, Manchester United or Paris Saint-Germain. (Times - subscription required)

Neil Ashton @neilashton_ 4m4 minutes ago
Falcao offered to Chelsea: http://dailym.ai/1L7JRy9

[Muddled]

Cech's definitely keeping his options open.

[Bender]

Cech's definitely keeping his options open.

And he's got some good clubs to pick from as well

[Buzzo]

Chelsea captain John Terry took to Instagram to warn a supporter that an autographed picture they had posted on the site was fake, only for the fan to reply that they bought it for £9.99 from the club's store at Stamford Bridge.

It turned out to be a computerised version of his writing, which is sold in their official shop.

The 34-year-old Blues defender spotted the picture on Instagram and replied to 17-year-old fan Clarence d'Souza: “Where did you receive this from... that’s not my *writing or signature? It’s fake and if you paid for it you should ask for your money back. JT.”

Clarence, with the username clarence_cfc responded: "I got this computerised autograph from the Chelsea store when I visited Stamford Bridge last week".

Clarence's aunt Cheryl told the Sunday People, "Clarence is football mad and Terry is his hero. He couldn't believe it when he saw the message. We have complained to Chelsea about it but have heard nothing back."

[Kenneth]

A "computerised autograph".

[Buzzo]

I know. Basically they are selling there own forgeries.

It wouldn't take a huge amount of ability to create one yourself.

[Bender]

Guardian sport @guardian_sport 13m13 minutes ago
Loïc Rémy to seek assurances at Chelsea over arrival of Falcao. By @domfifield http://gu.com/p/49p8e/stw (Pic: Corbis)

Chelsea are close to agreeing a one-season loan deal for Monaco striker Radamel Falcao, BBC Sport has learned.
The two clubs are still finalising details of the agreement that will see the Colombia international join Jose Mourinho's Premier League champions.
Last season, Falcao scored four goals in 29 games while on loan at Manchester United, who turned down the chance to sign him for a reported £43.2m.
The 29-year-old is currently with Colombia at the Copa America in Chile.

[Bender]

Chelsea have targeted Stoke City goalkeeper Asmir Begovic, 27, as a replacement for Petr Cech. (Telegraph)

Arsenal have rejected a swap deal for Cech, 33, that would see 21-year-old midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain join Chelsea. The Gunners would prefer a cash-only deal worth £10m to sign the Blues' back-up goalkeeper. (Daily Mirror)

[Vermilion]

ha haaa we beat them to Bogdan!

[BigChief]

ha haaa we beat them to Bogdan!

And we might still beat them to Austin too!