Chelsea

[The_weatherman]

Hmmmm, sounds like a case of 'forbidden fruit syndrome'.

Whatever it is I hope it rips the club apart.

[Vermilion]

Whatever it is I hope it rips the club apart.

prays*

[Buzzo]

So to recap.

Mourinho has been having an affair with Carneiro, he fell in love, she wasn't so keen. Last month she finally called it off, breaking Joses heart meaning things have become frosty between the two of them. Then, finally, To find a plausible way for them to no longer have to see each other at work they staged this entire charade.

Jose blew it by getting drunk that morning, allowing his emotions to boil over and resulting in him calling her a slut, as she ran on to the pitch.

It's a tale as old as time.

[Vermilion]

Sky should be running with that in about 5 mins 12 hrs.

[dom9]

So to recap.

Mourinho has been having an affair with Carneiro, he fell in love, she wasn't so keen. Last month she finally called it off, breaking Joses heart meaning things have become frosty between the two of them. Then, finally, To find a plausible way for them to no longer have to see each other at work they staged this entire charade.

Jose blew it by getting drunk that morning, allowing his emotions to boil over and resulting in him calling her a slut, as she ran on to the pitch.

It's a tale as old as time.

I refuse to believe that John Terry didn't have anything to with it.

[Maxiedge]

It's true though! you don't call someone a 'slut' for doing something wrong!

[Buzzo]

I refuse to believe that John Terry didn't have anything to with it.

however, I think you have uncovered the third character in this love triangle. And the reason this damaging affair came to an end. How could an innocent young medic resist the rugged allure of the oafish Chelsea captain and 2009 Daddies sauce 'dad of the year'?

[The_weatherman]

So to recap.

Mourinho has been having an affair with Carneiro, he fell in love, she wasn't so keen. Last month she finally called it off, breaking Joses heart meaning things have become frosty between the two of them. Then, finally, To find a plausible way for them to no longer have to see each other at work they staged this entire charade.

Jose blew it by getting drunk that morning, allowing his emotions to boil over and resulting in him calling her a slut, as she ran on to the pitch.

It's a tale as old as time.

Happens at every workplace

I refuse to believe that John Terry didn't have anything to with it.

Point well made

It's true though! you don't call someone a 'slut' for doing something wrong!

Often there is some other "value" attached, let's believe that anyway.

[Daffy Duck]

I think it just further proves what an absolute cretin he is. There's not a single redeemable quality about his personality.

[The_weatherman]

It does, imagine the pressure he is putting on her.

[baitman]

she has been having the affair with abramovich, he is worried his mrs will find out as the lovely doc has said he must choose, its me or her [as they often do ] so jose is under orders to publically drop her into the ****, call her the slut his boss thinks she is, then give her no option but to resign.

all the product of an overactive imagination.

[wiw]

Yeah, to his credit I don't think gender matters, if it was a bloke he'd have probably gouged his eye or made the situation so bad Chelsea fans sent the guy death threats.

Apparently "slut" is a term of endearment in Portuguese.

These both made me lol

[Roboklopp]

Hideous thundercunt.

[EwarWoo]

Hideous thundercunt.

Never has the term been more appropriate.

[Bender]