Premier League fixtures - 4th-5th February

[Exiled_red]

Ashley Young with a foul there, he's lucky not to have been booked yet.

[Craig_H]

Did a sniper in the crowd just shoot Ivanovic?

Must have done

[Mostar]

Ivanovic

[Craig_H]

Anyone else hoping for a mass brawl, plenty of red cards and all round points deductions.

Within the context of knowing there's absolutely zero chance of it happening, yes i am hoping for it. It's not unlike how i hope to win the lottery despite not playing it.

[kingfunk]

There is nothing that would please me more than chelsea finishing outside the top four. #cuntorres

[Mattshark]

Within the context of knowing there's absolutely zero chance of it happening, yes i am hoping for it. It's not unlike how i hope to win the lottery despite not playing it.

I realise it is extremely unlikely, but no harm in hoping.

[Chris]

Meireles is so scared of tackling, it's hilarious.

[Mostar]

There is nothing that would please me more than chelsea finishing outside the top four. #cuntorres

Us finishing ahead of them

[Craig_H]

Us finishing ahead of them

This

Surely us finishing in the top four ahead of them must be one thing that'd please kingfunk more??

[Muddled]

Carrick and Meireles *battling* in midfield. And when I say 'battling', I mean acting like a couple of pussies.

[kingfunk]

Us finishing ahead of them

Obviously!

[Craig_H]

Chelsea lining up a freekick - Cahill pointing upwards into the air and then towards the 6 yard box - De Gea ****s himself

[Craig_H]

Torres chasing back well and dispossessing Valencia - Webb gives a foul

[Chris]

Hahahahaahah shot!

[Craig_H]

Chelsea fans taking it to new lengths now - after the Terry/Anton row, they're booing Rio Ferdinand

What will the Olly Holt/Martin Samuel brigade make of this, after castigating us for booing Evra last week?