Champions League Final

[S-RED]

i expect them to lose, but you never know.............

[baitman]

it ****ing sucks watching this, all seems so long ago.

the champions league really is where its at

knowing this was the day of this final, i checked the date on my watch and saw it was the 19th, then thought of the 20th... i get goosebumps every time i think of the Istanbul final

how long till we are back adding another star to our shirt

[Assassin]

John Terry - what a stupid slitty eyed cunt

In life, there will always be people we like, and people we don't like. Sometimes there will be disagreements about which individuals are likeable and dislikable which can lead to conflict - thus adding one more 'dislike' to each of the combatant's lists. Thankfully, there are also people out there like John Terry, who everyone agrees (outside of chav fans) is a complete tool. Terry finally reached his Nadir when he was sent off playing for Chelsea at the Nou Camp on recently, by trying to weasel his way out of his thuggish behaviour and deserved dismissal. Below, I present an abridged history of Terry's bad behaviour, which has culminated in his latest act of selfish stupidity.

2001 - As a young man, Terry infamously shouted vile abuse about the decimation of the World Trade Center to passing American tourists, one day after the 9-11 attacks. Most people with a relatively operational moral compass surmised at this point that Terry was a cunt of the highest order. Unfortunately, Chelsea fans were unable to see it, concentrating instead on his previous 'good character' and his relatively young age as reasons for mitigation.

Taunting American people one day after the worst terrorist attack in US history

2008 - Terry would later display the kind of staggering arrogance when he elected to wedge his massive Bentley into a clearly-marked disabled parking space. He did this despite the availability of an actual car park less than 50 yards away, but then we all know how long it takes Terry to cover 50 yards these days. Never fast in his prime, he now has the pace of an obese walrus. Bloody disabled people don't deserve to eat, anyway. Chelsea fans shrugged this off as an 'honest mistake'.

Complete disregard for people who are not as able-bodied or rich as the slitty eyed cunt

2010 - There has always been something a bit nasty about Terry, or 'JT' as the fawning media called him, back when it was acceptable to laud him as some sort of granite-hewn deity who would put his slitty eyed thick head on the line for club and country. Many admired him for his attitude on the pitch, but his reputation was further stained when he decided to shag the missus of a team-mate who had a kid with her. It goes without saying that Terry had his own wife and kids dutifully waiting at home for him. Chelsea fans merely whistled ignorance when asked about this latest episode of ****tery.

Having the morals of a sewer rat and being the worst friend ever

This finally prompted Fabio Capello to strip 'JT' of his captaincy, and people were up in arms. 'It has nothing to do with football!' they would protest, even though he had done the dirty on an erstwhile and potential England team-mate, who had lots of other friends in the England team; clearly it had everything to do with football. I don't remember Bobby Moore 'having a go' on Geoff Hurst's missus back in '66. But then Capello inexplicably gave Terry the England captaincy back, until:

2011 - The immensely unlikeable England and Chelsea captain is, a massive racist, who called Anton Ferdinand some racist names on several occasions during a game in which his beloved Chelsea lost to the might of QPR. Terry will not answer to these allegations until after Euro 2012, in which England will inevitable get knocked out in the Quarter Finals (if they get that far) and everyone will laugh at Terry's puffy, crying face. Chelsea fans mumbled something about Terry not being racist, before scuttling back to their surrey homes and refusing to answer the door.

Massive, stupid racist cunt

2012 - Including 'That night in Barcelona' 'JT' had represented himself on the pitch as a total cunt. Without provocation he cowardly took out an opponent from behind (something he normally resrverves for teammates partners, earning a well-deserved red card. Perhaps Terry didn't like the way the guy wasn't looking at him. This left his team to be ran ragged for the best part of an hour with 10 men, who miraculously prevailed without him. It's occasions like these where a 'mea culpa' is required to appease the fans who paid through the nose to watch you.

Unfortunately, Terry decided to come up with an excuse that didn't fool anyone, when he claimed that he had started to run in anticipation of his opponent doing the same, but then didn't. Now I know that Terry is slow, but even he pitches his body forward and moves his arms as he runs. What he doesn't do, is stand perfectly straight, and then violently bring one knee up to a position where testicles may or may not be situated, and then bring it down again, all while sporting the best '**** you' expression I have ever seen. Chelsea fans finally realised at this point, that not only is Terry a philandering, racist ****, he also has no respect for his own supporters, selling them an implausible story rather than be honest about whatever happened that day.

Behaving like a petulant child and thus very nearly ruining your club's chances of progression to a final, and then hilariously backtracking and taking each and every one of your supporters for absolute mugs

I hope that Bayern Munich (who made Ronaldo cry - Thanks Bayern!) now go on to beat Chelsea. Have to love karma.

[elrichio86]

Whilst I hope Bayern win, I'm also hoping that Sky have a camera on Harry Redknapp's face just in case Chelski fluke a win and Spurs miss out on next seasons Champions League

[Buzzo]

Yeah Terry's whats wrong with footy these days. He must be hating watching this though.

As a bit of light relief, from the BBC.

6 players have played for both Bayern and Chelsea, can you name them

Robben, Ballack...

[JohnDoe]

Nice atmosphere.

[Kenneth]

Whilst I hope Bayern win, I'm also hoping that Sky have a camera on Harry Redknapp's face just in case Chelski fluke a win and Spurs miss out on next seasons Champions League

spurs not qualifying would be pretty good for us. So there's at least that silver lining if Chelsea win

[Frenchie]

Got that off your chest Assasin?

[JohnDoe]

Kalou's haircut. WTF

[Imy]

the woman picking her nose

[McDermotX]

Gomes.........waste of space

[Buzzo]

Chelsea wobbling......

[McDermotX]

the woman picking her nose

There is such a lack of quality on display here, that I was hoping the camera would stay on her to see if she'd eat it !

[McDermotX]

.......almost !!

[JohnDoe]

Bayern dominating.