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    #31
    Salad and beer? **** I gotta invest in your diet.

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      #32
      LOL mate, my diet's relatively **** most of the time, actually saying that, reading some of the ****e some people eat in the 'Diet thread', like ****ing crisps and chocolate bars and all that ****, I'm doing pretty well. I never eat chocolate (apart from at ONE of my mates - incidentally the place I take drugs ), don't eat biscuits, actually, don't eat anything sweet apart from fruit sometimes and yoghurt, proper organic yoghurt, not like mars bar 'yoghurt'. I always eat salad, although it's a ****ing pain to prepare, but once you get on it every day and then you don't have it for 2 days, your body lets you know!!!

      I eat LOTS of meat, meat on bread, meat on meat, meat during meals, but then again, we're in Germany in the countryside. S'what you do - eat meat and drink beer!

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        #33
        It was more your mood I was attributing to your diet. If I can't find drugs I'm getting on the beer and salad diet.

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          #34
          The commentators keep going on about 'The Favourites Russia', I'm not sure whether they're talking about this match or about the Euros in itself. It must be this match, definitely - the Germans wouldn't publicly diss their own team - who are blatantly favourites in any tournament.

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            #35
            Originally posted by DeanoUK View Post
            It was more your mood I was attributing to your diet. If I can't find drugs I'm getting on the beer and salad diet.
            THe **** gives you massive energy! Beer and salad and a coupla slices of proper artisan wholemeal bread, you can survive on that ****! Where the **** has everyone gone anyways, the Poland game cunt was still heavily visited in't match thread, it's just you n me now Deano, we'll show em!!!

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              #36
              Yeh let's get hammered and ruin it for everyone

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                #37
                HT 2-0

                Comfortable for Russia who should have scored more goals.
                We come not to play.

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                  #38
                  Like a small bear looking for help before getting a bullet between the eyes
                  Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Imy View Post
                    HT 2-0

                    Comfortable for Russia who should have scored more goals.
                    Surprised at their performance, they were looking good.

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                      #40
                      Finished the ****ing salad, incredible effort, honestly. Just in time for half-time and a couple of cigs. Currently on beer number 6 or 7 or something, **** knows.

                      Germans keep saying how the Czechs are "completely inferior"... ****ing Czechs, cmon ****s sake.

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                        #41
                        Good effort. Big ****ing cigar on the go here.

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                          #42
                          Sean your brilliant

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                            #43
                            Jesus Christ, the ****ing half-time adverts, unbelievable.

                            They're just showing the 'Tagesthemen', German news, the bird there is some Milf talking ****e about some ****e, but at this moment in time, I'd absolutely MURDER her, destroy her, there in the studio, rubber gloves rectum inspection type style!!

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                              #44
                              Reminds me of the time I had a radish and Bacon pizza
                              Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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                                #45
                                The way that dirty dirty milf made a pronunciation mistake, I got a semi and wanted to whore her. A German making a mistake is like the biggest shame in life, they ****ing crumble. That's when my Irish-German cock would come in and take apart the charade, destroying their Weltbild!!! That naughty woman! ****ing raaaaaaaarosvbjkhbdshakfdnjs,z


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