Roberto Di Matteo

[Daffy Duck]

wow

[Lee]

I'll be heartbroken if Guardiola even speaks to Spurs, hes ours. Di Matteo is just keeping the hotseat warm for when the King arrives.

****ing hell, that's incredible. It's worse than RAWK.

[Lee]

Just read it all again.

Unreal, absolutely unreal.

[lickedlollipop]

[Chazza]

Some corkers in that lot but this one was my favorite

A big factor in Hazard joining us was surely the chance to play week in week out at the most atmospheric stadium in Europe.

Plastic flags and advertising tickets on Talksport is the future

[Gingawaria]

Hazard better than Messi?
Lampard better than Xavi?!!?

Hilarious!

[spanky]

Fair play to them, they have replaced the mancs and bitters as the biggest gob****es around

[Red_Polo]

Sweet Jebus that's some frightening reading.

[Icon]

That was fun...

[Gibbo]

Liverpool can't compare their history to ours. We won stuff when it was competitive. They won stuff when it was easy. FACT.

Liverpool still haven't reached 1,000,000 followers on Twitter. Small club.

I'm in ****ing tears at those two.

[Fredo]

How many followers have they got?

[tsb]

To Twitter everyone!

[Fosterbloke]

Oh come on you think they're all serious?

[Cormack74]

You're right they're far too balanced:

The very few Chelsea fans I know come out with much more outlandish stuff.

[RichC]

most I know spend their time on calling us "bin dippers" and commenting on Hillsborough and Hysel.