England v Italy match thread

[Muddled]

Well Roy has said we've been practicing penalties.

Oh, and even the 15th penalty was taken as seriously as the first, because you can't mess about. I can't remember exactly what Roy parped, but it's defo something like that.

And you wouldn't want to cross Roy.

[Rich]

Are they singing 'Roy Hodgsons Red and White Army'?

Roy Hodgsons Army

That'd be some army.

I'd fancy my chances tbh

[Imy]

Are they singing 'Roy Hodgsons Red and White Army'?

Roy Hodgsons Army

That'd be some army.

Barmy army

certainly nothing to be proud of

[Kenneth]

Rooney again.

[Kenneth]

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

[Rich]

Well Roy has said we've been practicing penalties.

Oh, and even the 15th penalty was taken as seriously as the first, because you can't mess about. I can't remember exactly what Roy parped, but it's defo something like that.

And you wouldn't want to cross Roy.

He compared practicing pens to a golf driving range - obviously.

[McDermotX]

Blow it up FFS

[ChesterDave]

From the BBC Live Text
Richard in South Queensferry texts: "Can't help thinking of Blackadder... It started badly, got worse in the middle, and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that, well done."

[Buzzo]

Pelanties

How surprising.

[Joey Jones]

Rooney just keeps on getting funnier. From car crash to train wreck.

And pundits talk about him being world class.

[Exiled_red]

Penalties, either England will win or one of our players will be the villain

[CJ]

Pelanties.

[McDermotX]

From the BBC Live Text
Richard in South Queensferry texts: "Can't help thinking of Blackadder... It started badly, got worse in the middle, and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that, well done."

Classic

[Muddled]

He hasn't got off his arse once this ****ing game........he probably didn't even bother going in at HT.

He got up in the 120th minute.

As the whistle blew.

[Buzzo]

Well Roy has said we've been practicing penalties.

Oh, and even the 15th penalty was taken as seriously as the first, because you can't mess about. I can't remember exactly what Roy parped, but it's defo something like that.

And you wouldn't want to cross Roy.

He has an army now