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    #31
    Originally posted by jono View Post
    Did has to be my favourite Tweeter.


    Definitely up there. And who says that the Germans don't have a sense of humour?

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      #32
      it was only ever going to end in one way this
      i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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        #33
        Originally posted by PTP View Post
        it was only ever going to end in one way this
        Exactly, what was he thinking the dork!

        Some of the replies are funny though.
        Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


        Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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          #34
          Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
          Anthony Hare ‏@tonyhare84
          #askmowen can't you represent the team GB football team in the Paralympics?
          This is by far the funniest one so far

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            #35
            Sothena Rolle ‏@erpeevdvpo
            #AskMOwen I promise you, I'm not going to judge you for it, but have you ever put your genitalia in or around a horses mouth?


            benetotti ‏@luca_benetotti
            #askMOwen your welsh but you played for England. Why?? You supported everton but you played for Liverpool. Why? Do you even back ur horses?
            Football without Origi is nothing

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              #36
              Originally posted by Norbert Dentressangle View Post
              This is by far the funniest one so far
              Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                #37


                My favourite is the who is the best player you have sat next to one.
                "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                  #38
                  haha, i bet @MO is pissed off he asked now.

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                    #39
                    Apparently he is carrying the Olympic Torch today to Battersea Dogs Home.
                    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by ChesterDave View Post
                      Sothena Rolle ‏@erpeevdvpo
                      #AskMOwen I promise you, I'm not going to judge you for it, but have you ever put your genitalia in or around a horses mouth?

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                        #41
                        michael owen‏@themichaelowen

                        Succumbed again. Arrived at Euston Station bursting for a wee. Paid 30p to relieve myself. It's the principle that infuriates me.
                        Sounds like he's taking the piss.

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by colin85 View Post

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                            #43
                            Haha ace. What a loser.
                            3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Lee View Post
                              Sounds like he's taking the piss.
                              he arrived on a train which has a free toilet, gets off and pays

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                                #45


                                He has no self-awareness at all. He's got ****ing millions in the bank and he makes a point about paying 30p for taking a piss.

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