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    #46
    Originally posted by Lee View Post
    Sounds like he's taking the piss.
    The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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      #47
      He is just a misunderstood local boy made good, bless him. He move to Madrid was not his fault, we betrayed him over a new contract, it was also our fault he went to the Barcodes, we came in to late, pure coincidence they offered more brass. The signing for the Mancs I'm sure was also not his fault.
      Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
      Those that killed her, were following the law.

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          #49
          Is that a disabled dog?

          A dog for disabled people? Like a guide dog.
          Oh I don't know.

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            #50
            did he wave to the sidelines after 50 yards. is that some sort of special needs assistance dog.
            removing all the weak links makes us stronger

            too many gutless players, no beef or desire. pussies everywhere... sack them all.

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              #51
              Pulled his hamstring and then set his arm on fire just after that pic

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                #52
                Some more recent ones:

                'Where do you get your tickets from for the match? I see you every week and they're good seats in the crowd.'

                'I'm expecting a parcel on Thursday, would you be able to sit in for me while I'm out? I have Racing UK & ATR & my sofa's leather?'

                'What's your favourite sport: football or shooting peasants?'

                'What is the plural of octopus??'

                'Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?'

                'Have you ever considered retiring and admitting that you actually hate football? Or taken Ketamine? Or w*nked off a horse?'

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                  #53
                  'Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?'

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                    #54


                    Don't delay, claim today.
                    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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