Oussama Assaidi [Sold to Al-Ahli's Barmy Army]

[G]

He said yesterday he didn't want to leave Holland.

We've agreed a deal with his club, doesn't mean the player himself will go for it.

[pondus]

Tello commits to Barca and we bring in Oussammaaammmaaaaa. Good business, will be a decent option on the wing. Wonder who we have as backup if the Sahin deal fails. B-Rod

First time I.ve been excited about a season in three years

[Bender]

He said yesterday he didn't want to leave Holland.

We've agreed a deal with his club, doesn't mean the player himself will go for it.

Liverpool have reached an agreement with Heerenveen to sign winger Oussama Assaidi, subject to the player passing a medical.

if the player hadn't agreed then this deal wouldn't have been announced!

[James P]

To the tune of Barry Manilow's 'Mandy':

Oussama
You came cos we needed a winger
Let's hope you don't turn out a *****r

[Joey Jones]

Its about time we started buying unknown players. Clubs like Porto, Dortmund and Ajax have been doing it for years. They buy a young talent for next to nothing and end up selling him on years later for double figure millions. In fact this guy was ready to join Ajax I read but couldn't agree terms.

If Rodgers has a feeling about this guy then I'm gonna have faith until I see otherwise.

[red evil kenevil]

He said yesterday he didn't want to leave Holland.

We've agreed a deal with his club, doesn't mean the player himself will go for it.

Seems the glass is half full there mate
Let us enjoy our hopefully good news

[Baracus]

Assaid, Assaidi I thaw a pussycat..pffft..

[Fredo]

To the tune of Barry Manilow's 'Mandy':

Oussama
You came cos we needed a winger
Let's hope you don't turn out a *****r

[Neil Young]

No not at all.. They are actually on gardening leave...

I thought you were trying the whole picking out posts and forming a joke..

Garden, Leave, Fallow..
Mulching fallow, a farmer lets his field go fallow etc..

You were weren't you..

I logged back on because I just worked it out.

Sorry, I thought you might have taken offence (unintended garden reference) - quite a few have lately.

Initially my response wasn't even "are you having a go" but "are you having a dig". That would have complicated things even more.

(The reason I changed it from 'dig' to 'go' is so you wouldn't think I'd mistyped 'dog'.)


Anyway, seriously, I did read Man City had put their scouts on gardening leave. But I wish I had been making a joke.

[Tee]

Assaidi-ndication of the times if we only get this guy and not Sahin.....

[Neil Young]

You're once
Twice
Three times, Assaidi
And I love you

I don't mind being told it's terrible but it's hurtful no one even bothered to criticise.

[James P]

Sorry Fredo Bacharach, have I offended your artistic sensibilities?

[Tee]

I don't mind being told it's terrible but it's hurtful no one even bothered to criticise.

It was actually quite a decent effort...I have been humming it...

[James P]

I don't mind being told it's terrible but it's hurtful no one even bothered to criticise.

It's ****.

Does that help?

[dizzycat]

Drink up Assaidi
Drinkvup Assaidi
Fot tonight we'll merry be
We'll roll her in the clover
..........
Terrible. I know