Oussama Assaidi [Sold to Al-Ahli's Barmy Army]

[Cormack74]

Odd Pic..

Had one of those once. The Doctor's fingers were unpleasantly thick.

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10 facts about Oussama Assaidi

17th Aug 2012 - Latest News

Oussama Assaidi signed in as a Liverpool player today – here are 10 things you mightn't know about our new boy...


9. His FIFA 2012 profile gives him 91/100 for acceleration, 90/100 for agility and 86/100 dribbling. The area he needs to work on - if the football console is to be believed - is slide tackling, at which they rate him 24/100.

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/10-facts-about-oussama-assaidi

his fifa 2012 profile

WTF

[Frenchie]

think you meant "delightfully"...

[Muddled]

his fifa 2012 profile

WTF

Yup.

Of all the things levelled at LFC recently about being embarrassing, *that* made my toes curl under my feet.

[Cormack74]

think you meant "delightfully"...

Nope, I can safely say that whilst I accept the right of consenting males to indulge in shenanigans with like minded individuals under no circumstances will I ever be joining them.

[Frenchie]

Nope, I can safely say that whilst I accept the right of consenting males to indulge in shenanigans with like minded individuals under no circumstances will I ever be joining them.

[Scratch]

Yup.

Of all the things levelled at LFC recently about being embarrassing, *that* made my toes curl under my feet.

Or you could read it in the tongue in cheek manner that it was obviously written, enjoy the fact that the writer has a sense of humour and stop worrying about being embarrassed??

[the rev leeroy brown]

Yes Leeroy Brown! Yes.

We've all been victims of Dr. Hartman's "prostate exam."

Well gentlemen, the abuse stops here. I will not turn a brown eye to this. I am gonna sue that ******* and make him pay out the ass. No if's, and's, or butt's. I'm gonna be really anal about this.

Sphincter.

[Muddled]

Or you could read it in the tongue in cheek manner that it was obviously written, enjoy the fact that the writer has a sense of humour and stop worrying about being embarrassed??

Tongue in cheek? It's the official LFC website announcing a player we have just signed. They've jut cited the players attributes from a computer game. Let's make sure our next signing has *at least* 90/100 pace, excels at 1-on-1's and has a hard shot. In fact, scrap the scouting network - buy FIFA13 for £40.

I'm not worried about being embarrassed, I *feel* embarrassed; the club should just announce the signing, discuss his playing history, touch on statistics that make him look favourable and tops, put up the obligatory YouTube clip.

Or let's compare it to us signing Allen:

3/ Allen can boast an impressive set of statistics from the last Barclays Premier League season. The midfielder completed 91 per cent of his passes for Swansea, a higher rate than Barcelona and Spain star Andres Iniesta, and created a chance for a teammate once every 63 minutes, providing four assists. Joe also made 110 tackles, the third-highest in the division.

But I want to know what his stats are on FIFA12 !!!!111

It's just my opinion of course, I just find it very amateurish.

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Good to see the Hand from the Addams Family has finally got another job

[SimonNo7]

if he was british he'd have cost 15 mill. and last summer we'd probably have bought him for that...

If he was British this whole thread would be completely negative...

[meffin]

If he was British this whole thread would be completely negative...

To be fair, I'm pretty negative despite him being foreign

[SB]

Lovely pic with stevie there at the medical.
Ok before the pc brigade have a go at me il get me coat and taxi now.

Oouussama whoa whoa
Oouussama whoa whoa
Hes from football heaven....his family owns a seven-eleven!

Sorry

maybe discount cards for all LFC fans

[Leyton388]

He's the ****ing image of my cousin and thats a new nick name that is going to stick for a while

[SB]

That is a very long nick name just the same.