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    The Scums kit man can't spell

    what a bellend. Have we ever been guilty of anything like this?


    Anderson starts Manchester United season with same number, new name
    Anderson is facing a crucial year at Old Trafford, but his fragile confidence can’t have been helped when he picked up his No.8 shirt for last night’s clash with Everton – and saw that his name was spelt wrong.

    The 24-year-old Brazilian midfielder joins an exclusive club featuring David Beckham, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, John O’Shea and Tomasz Kuszczak to have endured the same fate.
    Beckam, Solksjaer, S’hea, Zuszczak were all figments of the Old Trafford kitman’s imagination.
    It was a bad opening game of the season for the profession, as Sunderland’s James McClean took to the pitch at the Emirates short of a ‘c’ on his back.
    Anderson became Andesron for one night only, luckily he was only on the pitch for five minutes.
    Crystal Palace have perhaps suffered the worst case of kit dyslexia.
    The South London club went into the 2004/05 season with ‘Chrystal Palace’ emblazoned on their badge.


    Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddball...#ixzz24FZkASLu
    Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

    #2
    He is 24
    *Except Michael, who died.

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      #3
      Stone.. yes.
      ****ter: m4dhatter

      PSN: Doc_antonio

      Xbox: Will Ankelburt

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        #4
        In the pedantic spirit of this thread, it's "Scum's".
        .
        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



        May the Lord bless this post.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Red Setter View Post
          In the pedantic spirit of this thread, it's "Scum's".
          Thanks Niel. I can always count on you!
          Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SB View Post
              Thanks Niel. I can always count on you!
              'i' before an 'e' except where there is a c***

              One tit for another.

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                #8
                The kit man must have been rifling through Fergies pre match booze stash
                We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BigChief View Post
                  'i' before an 'e' except where there is a c***

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vermilion View Post
                    Someone got it .

                    Let's hope dogs haven't leant to read yet.
                    One tit for another.

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