PL fixtures 19/20/21 January

[Shaggy]

[Red_Polo]

Giggle

[dom9]

I've never liked him since that semi final at Villa Park.

[Muddled]

I remember listening to the FA Cup semi-final in 1990 on the wireless; the name Alan Pardew has boiled my piss ever since.

Was it just rumours that he was fiddling with a West Ham player's wife?

[Roboklopp]

Garth Crooks being a mong. Fat Sam being a turd.

[dom9]

Garth Crooks being a mong. Fat Sam being a turd.

[The Erectile Banana]

I love that Joe Cole scored against 'Appy 'Arry.

Get in there you asthmatic chimney sweep.

[dom9]

Former Tottenham striker Garth Crooks on Newcastle's recent woe: "My message is 'what on Earth are you doing giving a manager an eight-year contract?' Where does the manager's motivation go? Where does his edge go? Footballers perform best when they are on the edge - and so do managers. There's a correlation between Pardew signing the new deal and the downturn in Newcastle's form."

He's such a tit.

[The Erectile Banana]

Pardew or Crooks?

I like to think of Crooks as more of a slobbering, naive sea lion.

[dom9]

Crooks.

But come to think of it, Pardew too.

[The Erectile Banana]

[spud_gun]

[dom9]

[RichC]

thats brilliant

[Red_Polo]

Excellent