Richard Keys on Gary Neville

[Gingawaria]

I think there's a massive difference between describing what's going on compared to actually explaining it.

Neville will explain what's going on, whereas pretty much all other pundits will just describe it.

[Sarb]

As for Brazil, I'm not sure he's watched a football match since 1987, the fat cunt.

The man can't even get a sentence out

[Captain Stu]

I think there's a massive difference between describing what's going on compared to actually explaining it.

Neville will explain what's going on, whereas pretty much all other pundits will just describe it.

He's using the Monday Night Football toys as a proper means for analysis and investigation rather than just a giant toy to draw lines with showing the direction people run in.

His deconstruction of games is fascinating at times.

The man can't even get a sentence out

... not without likening it to either (A) a game he played in (B) being pissed (C) horse racing.

[Buzzo]

BBC commentary and punditry is totally second rate now.

[PTP]

haha great thread

not got much to add as it's all been said, so i'll just throw the word cunt in to join in

[Sarb]

He's using the Monday Night Football toys as a proper means for analysis and investigation rather than just a giant toy to draw lines with showing the direction people run in.

His deconstruction of games is fascinating at times.



... not without likening it to either (A) a game he played in (B) being pissed (C) horse racing.

You have got Alan Brazil nailed down to a tee.

Have you ever noticed that when Brazil and Irani get a guest on, they never say the name they change it to a more matey version eg, Mikey, Matty, Johny etc. Annoying as fcuk

[Captain Stu]

You have got Alan Brazil nailed down to a tee.

Have you ever noticed that when Brazil and Irani get a guest on, they never say the name they change it to a more matey version eg, Mikey, Matty, Johny etc. Annoying as fcuk

URGH!! It's all far too pally pally, there's no way they actually "know" all of these people - I understand it if it's a genuine friend like when Ian Wright used to speak to David Seaman on air he referred to him as "goalie" (I think... might have been "keeps") because he spent so much of his life calling him that - but they cannot physically know all these people to the point of having little nicknames.

[Muddled]

This seems a good a place as any ...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLba64rs_XI"]The Gary Neville Orgasm Remix - YouTube[/ame]

Ignore the last 80 odd seconds, mind.

[Muddled]

But yeah, I echo all the comments already - Keys is a cuntflap.

Neville:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNx5ok60U6A"]Gary Neville Masterclass on diving Sky MNF - YouTube[/ame]

Vs

Keys

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2btb208hZAk"]Ron Atkinson v Richard Keys - YouTube[/ame]

[RichC]

How anyone could take anything Keys has to say about being a football pundit! The Neviller is by far the best pundit outthere.

[Alex]

Key's isnt even a pundit. Just a terrible presenter.

[PTP]

i detest keys - his voice, his winey little gob****e smirk - i bet he was a ****ing whopper in school, the big ****ing hairy blurt

[Reece]

i detest keys - his voice, his winey little gob****e smirk - i bet he was a ****ing whopper in school, the big ****ing hairy blurt

I bet he was one of those who had a briefcase.

[Muddled]

[PTP]

yeah - a prefect badge, **** haircut, fake kickers from the Shoe Market and a briefcase

grr i hate that ******